"It does not matter what happens to me. I am one of billions. I am stardust gathered fleetingly into form. I will be ungathered. The stardust will go on to be other things someday, and I will be free. As Brimstone is free."
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The couple pretends like they’re not together in office and the entire office is trying to set them up. This is so wholesome.
Supernatural Parody 2 - The Hillywood Show
incroyable… happy elephant day to all
A THING OR TWO TO NEVER FORGET | Tr minminnnie1204
Hayley Kiyoko and Brendon Urie with their flags while singing Girls/Girls/Boys is so iconic!
The raw gay energy in this photo is enough to power an entire country
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I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.
Well… You are a terrible influence and I love it! 😂
Hi I want to say. This seems cool in theory but please do not try this on your front door or other doors that you ever want to be able to lock again.
I know this is going to sound really dumb, and I’m not proud of it, but one day I got locked out of the house and, because I had seen this exact post like once, and having plenty of bobbi pins on my dumbass head, decided I might as well try and pick the lock. In my defense, I was in the middle of a nervous breakdown and was fully aware that I probably wasn’t going to be able to actually pull it off, but figured I’d try to amuse myself for the hour or so I had to wait for my mom to come home.
HERE’S THE CATCH. LOCKS ARE REALLY, REALLY FUCKING SENSITIVE. If you fuck around with them even a little bit, you will just absolutely ruin it and the key will be completely useless from that point onward. Obviously this did not occur to me in time to stay my destructive little idiot hands. The many times that I have seen thieves and cool action heroes pick locks in movies or vidya games, it was in situations where they didn’t really give a shit if they ruined the lock forever. But, that’s what I did to the front door of my own fucking house. Spoiler: I didn’t even manage to get in. I just fucked up the lock so bad that NO KEY WOULD WORK. That was fun to explain to my mom when she got home to let me in with her now completely useless key. I wound up climbing in through a window and we had to replace the front door lock.
So yeah. Your thieves skill did not increase from seeing this post but my Dumb Idiot That Fucks Up Everything skill skyrocketed. Please don’t be like me.
i think about this a lot
The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.
he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career
reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left
people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.
Also that photo on the right is from like 2010 when he specifically and intentionally gained weight for that unfortunately lame family comedy Furry Vengeance
This is from earlier this year
Protect Brendan like we protect Terry Crews
Yooo this me when I get heartburn lmao
ellen this is the real papa john dead in his coffin pls have some respect :/
my boss asked me if i wanted to walk her family’s pitbull once a day for a week while shes gone and i was like YES!!!!!! and here he is day one, this is Bo we became best friends in 3 seconds
day 2/6 taking care of my manager’s pitbull, Bo
day 3, we found a squirrel.
day 4 someone was practicing the trumpet in their house and this is the face he made, he was getting into it his tail kept wagging
last day with bo! he is perfect and we had a great time
update my manager asked me to house bo while her house gets cleared of asbestos expect daily photos and plenty of bo related content
Bo, who is shaped like a friend :]
Bo’s dog bed was lost in the fire/asbestos fiasco so I threw some spare blankets and pillows down for him he’s not complaining
Bo ate a shoe today but who doesnt when its such a nice day out?
Bo went for a hike yesterday and pooped right in the middle of a cactus share if u r proud of him
Bo got a bath today because he was a stank boi, he hated every second of it but now he is soft and smelling gr8 !
- Nathan MacKinnon shirts
Bo went back home today. He was excited to see his girlfriend who is a bratty 3 legged husky. He enjoyed his stay, especially when it involved dropping slimy tennis balls in your lap at 12:10 am and knocking over the charcoal grill.
hey good news, the cosmos are aligned and i’ve decided to permanently adopt Bo! his family couldnt keep him anymore and asked if i could take him. after some thinking and internal conflict, the decision is made.
say hi to my new dog!!!!
I’m jealous of my friend for buying this last piece of… More funny meme pictures - http://funniestpicever.tumblr.com/
SIGN ME TF UP
GreatestSurveys.com is amazing it’s basically this scene in Spongebob
Is this actually real
its legit, just got paid by them the other day
THE MONEY CATS APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE
This shit my future job..
I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases.
Reblog to save a bank account
Lmao! so I tried this just to see how real it was and yuuuup! I got paid today 🙌🏼
Wouldn’t hurt to try