alas-i-ate-his-brains

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alas-i-ate-his-brains
Posted: 0.7 hours ago
pylertalma: schmendrick-lamar: frogboy: positively-lgbtq: joey-wheeler-official: asexualgeorgecostanza:
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Posted: 4.1 hours ago
the1timelady: jayjaysingh: daveandjadeotp: jetgreguar: i’ve been comprimised i laughed for about 349583492547252 years I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher blocking the street with a DIY railway blind man driving AND as a snail on a speedway
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Posted: 30.9 hours ago
urocyonfox: alexanders-archives: pr1nceshawn: The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense I’m here for women with powerful dogs! My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her. It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you. My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.
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Posted: 30.9 hours ago
eren-jaeger-is-fucking-awesome: This billboard is what an American roadtrip looks like
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Posted: 66.8 hours ago
knitmeapony: gahdamnpunk: ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾 This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
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Posted: 74.3 hours ago
bigxanniee: digitised-celluloid: Kedi. Dir. Ceyda Torun. 2016. I would die for this cat