they/them; 20s; a swampy mess
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This man is my fucking hero
V i e w s f r o m 3 0 3 8
treat. or don’t. whatever. who cares.
Reminder that every Animorph book had a flipbook in the bottom-right corner of the pages. (x, x)
I didn’t know I needed this, maybe you do too 💕💕
Anyone complaining that the shorts guy should be in this image is neglecting that the glock has had 1 shot fired
I can’t believe you did it to him
inspired by this tweet
These gifs exemplify how high speed camera’s can capture perfect moments. (Source)
Wendy’s on crack
Temple of Horus, Egypt
its horus he’s here
Guys no, it gets so much better.
A small fat bird, like the above, is the hieroglyph used in Ancient Egyptian to mean “wicked” or evil”.
The phrase above him (the inscription should be read from the top down) is “Nb s3″ or “Lord of the son of”. Genitive is usually implied in this sort of phrase without a connecting word, meaning:
This birb has literally created the sentence and declared himself “ Lord of the Son of Evil”
God dammit, I realised I made a mistake doing this from memory- the first sign is “k” for “your”, not “nb” for “lord”. So this birb has declared himself “your evil son”, not “the lord of the son of evil”. Which is not quite as dramatic, but still very menacing. You go bird.
Behold, my evil son. I am so very proud of him.
a tale told in 2 parts
I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.
OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD
You will never convince me that a person has played a role better. Yes I include Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man in that comparison. NOBODY beats JK Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson.
The boys have spoken
That’s just your arm! The Cluster won’t look anything like that!
ARE! YOU! KIDDING! ME!