asymbina

Pronouns: she, her. Trans woman. Lesbian. Economist by day, 24/7 ranty mcrantypants. Talks about damn near anything. The subtitle is something that started out as a joke, but ... isn't anymore. I may post NSFW content from time to time.

total posts: 47154
updated: 2.1 hours ago

asymbina
Posted: 22.4 hours ago
mistressdratha: barfok: loavfer: always reblog the bog hogs source: trip advisor???????????? they are the trip advisors and they will lead you safely through the bog :) alligators but made of pork
asymbina
Posted: 22.4 hours ago
thickness-protection-program: everythingfox: Yee-claw!
asymbina
Posted: 22.5 hours ago
boobiemom: daisura: pinklikeme: psyducked: casctiel: deathcarpets: SHUT THE FUCK UP how do you even notice that LMAO the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least IT’S NERF OR NOTHING Cosplayers have been spraypainting NERF guns into space guns for decades If someone mentions WH40K cosplay I immediately think of NERF guns being made into bolters by way of spray paint and purity seals
asymbina
Posted: 22.5 hours ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: sapphicbookclub: Compass Rose by Anna Burke Rose was born facing due north, with an inherent perception of cardinal points flowing through her veins. Her uncanny sense of direction earns her a coveted place among the Archipelago Fleet elite, but it also attracts the attention of Admiral Comita, who sends her on a secret mission deep into pirate territory. Accompanied by a ragtag crew of mercenaries and under the command of Miranda, a captain as bloodthirsty as she is alluring, Rose discovers the hard way that even the best sense of direction won’t be enough to keep her alive if she can’t learn to navigate something far more dangerous than the turbulent seas. Aboard the mercenary ship, Man o’ War, Rose learns quickly that trusting the wrong person can get you killed—and Miranda’s crew have no intention of making things easy for her—especially the Captain’s trusted first mate, Orca, who is as stubborn as she is brutal. Genres: sci-fi, romance Get the book from The Book Depository here! Hnnnnngggggg YES I RT’d this because I strongly suspect Orca has strong beefwife energy
asymbina
Posted: 22.6 hours ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: testmeyouwillfail: Character Conversations: John Cho Never Wants to Feel This Way Again (X) :( This is depressing My earliest memory of him is as the MILF guy in American Pie Which, granted, was an uncomfortable joke, but it’s infinitely less awful than anything from Jeff Foxworthy, as demonstrated above
asymbina
Posted: 22.7 hours ago
xxtc-96xx: y’all scientists are weak
asymbina
Posted: 25.4 hours ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: < LOOKS AT PHONE SUSPICIOUSLY o.o
asymbina
Posted: 49.3 hours ago
sapphicbookclub: Compass Rose by Anna Burke Rose was born facing due north, with an inherent perception of cardinal points flowing through her veins. Her uncanny sense of direction earns her a coveted place among the Archipelago Fleet elite, but it also attracts the attention of Admiral Comita, who sends her on a secret mission deep into pirate territory. Accompanied by a ragtag crew of mercenaries and under the command of Miranda, a captain as bloodthirsty as she is alluring, Rose discovers the hard way that even the best sense of direction won’t be enough to keep her alive if she can’t learn to navigate something far more dangerous than the turbulent seas. Aboard the mercenary ship, Man o’ War, Rose learns quickly that trusting the wrong person can get you killed—and Miranda’s crew have no intention of making things easy for her—especially the Captain’s trusted first mate, Orca, who is as stubborn as she is brutal. Genres: sci-fi, romance Get the book from The Book Depository here!
asymbina
Posted: 49.3 hours ago
hyrude: this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤
asymbina
Posted: 67.5 hours ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: everythingfox: It is very important to have a balanced breakfast to start the day “sTOP THAT BROTHER”
asymbina
Posted: 67.5 hours ago
moreculturelesspop: Dita Von Teese
asymbina
Posted: 67.5 hours ago
teencenterspl: When that new book is about to drop :D