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Adorable Kitty - Purin Kitty
Oops, I started a ridiculous challenge.
This is why it’s ridiculous, fyi:
Listen… my entire personal life is fucked… but I have written over 2000 words without using the letter ‘i’ even once… does that count for anything…
This is… I mean. Incredible. But terrifying.
You’ve written over 2000 words with no ‘it’. No ‘ing’. Oh God, no ‘ing’.
You’re a force to be reckoned with.
No ‘it’, no ‘is’, no ‘-ing’, no ‘in’, no ‘I’. I’m on 2,700 words now, and I’m… not sure how I’ve managed to do this. Dialogue is proving the biggest challenge, unsurprisingly. Why did I do this to myself?
So this is going to be like 15-20k when it’s done… um
If I finish this, I will probably count it amongst my greatest achievements.
Op you’re the most powerful person on writeblr right now
That’s good to hear because I’ve lost all semblance of control with respect to every other facet of my life, but
I’m maybe a third of the way through now?? So that’s good???? And now I’m going to have a very relaxing bath??????
I probably have about another 14,000 words to go and honestly, when I hit 10k (the expected halfway point), I’m going to treat myself to writing 100 words of something else that has the dang letter ‘i’ in it
Nearly wept when I realised I couldn’t use the word ‘frantic’ earlier, but
7.5k is my next milestone, and it actually might happen tomorrow, which is unnerving. How should I celebrate??
Getting really bad impostor syndrome today and feeling 95% sure that I will never amount to a thing and will probably never finish this story, and so in response to that dumb brain thought I did this
Suck it, subconscious.
You are a force of nature and I am both impressed and terrified.
Please publish this somewhere when you a e done so we can read it holy shit
I absolutely will!! In other news I hit 10k today and that’s without a thesaurus and oh golly, my poor think-box
This author is a sleeping God among mortals
The Earth fears their awakening into their full powers
Full powers yet to be confirmed, but after a short hiatus, I have returned
When I get to 12k, I might do a very elaborate jig
I’m way too tired to do an elaborate jig, but
maybe just a very simple jig instead
Also, just to clear up a few points that keep getting mentioned: the story is a retelling of the myth of Eurydice, in which she escapes from Orpheus of her own volition and finds power in the Underworld, and is sort of about PTSD recovery; the name is not going to be ‘Team’, but it will be a play on the missing ‘i’; I have heard of Gadsby and A Void, aka the novels without the letter ‘e’; it’s not finished yet and I have no idea how long it will be when it’s done - I was aiming for 20k but the story is running away from me a bit; it will be published when it’s done, but I’m not sure how; my progress on writing this is tagged as ‘iwnh’ for anyone who wants to follow along; I’ve posted a few excerpts; and I am not a guy!!
Also genuine thanks for everyone who’s shown an interest in this because my eyeballs hurt and people being nice about it makes it worthwhile!!
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
Well done, i guess…
I fucked up
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!
It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.
Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.
Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.
but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.
and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.
It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!
look what is back on my dash. Jesus.
This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation
I have no words
I usually just pull my arms into the shirt and pull it over
I need context omg
I really hope my past 12y/o self appreciates this
jacksfilms is a national treasure
A much needed addition
Life imitates art.
OH PLEASE USE THE MUSIC ON THE SHOW (if there is a third season that is)… :D
No, the bean must stay innocent!
#freshly peeled sheeps
reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption
FRESHLY PEELED SHEEPS
Fuck this. Does everyone just not see the blood scrapes on some of their backs and faces???!!! Anyone, seriously, correct me if I’m wrong because this is making me upset af
Domesticated sheep need to be sheared because they don’t shed their coats on their own and it can be bad for their health if it gets too big.
Also, it looks considering how close they cut that it went fairly well. I see like 2 nicks maybe, but with the photo it’s hard to tell. I mean, unfortunately, you’re going to nick a few animals because they don’t understand the order of “stand still” very well.
Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren’t sheared.
Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing.
in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps
Please peel your sheeps
PEEL THE SHEEPS FUCKERS
i still dont really understand the chaotix or why theyre detectives or even friends but like hey what if
It’s okay! He just got really fluffy
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Everyone kinkshame this author
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This sounds like someone whose kink is being kinkshamed.
You’re absolutely right post canceled everybody go home
SLYTHERIN: “Why so much innuendo, draped like ivy to hide a cesspool, when everyone knew the cesspool was there?” –Cesare Pavese (The Devil in the Hills)
“I was ambitious — have ye known
Its fiery passion? — ye have not —
A cottager, I mark’d a throne
Of half the world, as all my own,
And murmur’d at such lowly lot!“
–Edgar Allan Poe (Tamerlane)