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updated: 35.5 hours ago

chelseawillkill
Posted: 35.7 hours ago
spacialfries: spacegate: borderlinevamp: alwaysbewoke: grimm-fairy: Btw, the dog is not being punished for his (deserved) actions and the local sheriff actually praised the dog, saying the family was lucky that the dog was there. good dog!!! It’s a good boyyyy THE BEST DOG give that boy a medal
chelseawillkill
Posted: 57.7 hours ago
anti-capitalistlesbianwitch: Why men will never understand what it’s like to be female, in one perfect tweet Brie Larson: I merely smiled at a TSA agent and he asked for me phone number. To live life as a woman is to live life on the defense. Amelia Ghoulpin: I once had a TSA agent tell, me he was memorising my address on my ID so he could send me flowers. Nodogbite: Oh no, not flowers. How awful. Amelia Ghoulpin: Men like this think flowers are the problem and conveniently skip over the part where a stranger in a position of power is taking my address. Nodogbite: Now let’s watch how many women (and other genders) agree with me Amelia Ghoulpin: Then you’ll have no problem proving your point by sending your address over Nodogbite: Are you threatening me with violence?
chelseawillkill
Posted: 57.7 hours ago
femtoxic: virginrosemary: radiocandy: friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist. as long as people are still watching his vines I will keep reblogged this He lost 4.4 million followers over all of this. Let’s take him down the last 400k #ChallengeFuckingAccepted
chelseawillkill
Posted: 57.8 hours ago
fuckingradfems: notsocolourblind: hello-imaliveandwandwell: hiroshimalated: Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights! good to know Reblogging every time this goes past I had to learn my rights the hard way…read this, study it, memorize it, this is insanely valuable information.
chelseawillkill
Posted: 57.9 hours ago
somalisupremacy: vivaillajams: ikaythegod: djsdoingwork: Red Lobster Suspends Black Employee After Racist Couple Leaves ‘N-word’ On Her Receipt (Photo) A young, black employee who endured racism at Red Lobster has been suspended by the company. According to reports by Progressive Populist Toni Jenkins, 19 was suspend after posting a receipt she received on Facebook. While serving a white couple at the Nashville, Tenn., restaurant, Jenkins said the couple was rude to her and would not speak when she attempted to take their orders. They eventually told Jenkins to put all of their food in a to-go box. When Jenkins returned to get the receipt, she found the words, “none n—-r” scribbled in the totals section. Jenkins showed her manager, who did nothing about the matter. She later posted a picture of the receipt with a note that read, “This is what I got as a tip last night … so happy to live in the proud southern states…God Bless America, land of the free and home of the low class racists of Tennessee.” Jenkins’ picture was shared thousands of times. However, the restaurant suspended her with pay after it was discovered that she posted the receipt. Red Lobster is currently investigating the incident. and Im going to reblog this so that the rest of the world can see this. They fucking fired her when she is the one who endured the ordeal, what the actual fuck
chelseawillkill
Posted: 58.0 hours ago
harryanddracoarehusbands: slut-problems: ajleanon5: asexualautistic: flipface4: pink-nympho: babypinkmermaid: unedited-spoonie: the-psychlife: ssaisstopsexualassaultinschools: Consent Education. THIS IS IMPORTANT. And please note that there are no specific pronouns. Consent is ALWAYS required from ALL individuals, regardless of gender, sex, relationship, et cetera. Idc if this doesnt match my theme Consent is so important to know about!! I know I avoid any sexual content on this blog but this is insanely important. This post is important and the pillow comment is funny CONSENT!!!!!! Important shit. Rebloggin every time it crosses my dash
chelseawillkill
Posted: 58.2 hours ago
honey–wolf: dirtandleather: solarcat: stimulateyoursenses: noheckingwaycupid: kfedup: positive-memes: I Will Not Be Eaten Girl. Yes. The voices of little girls are so powerful and profound because they haven’t yet been completely eaten away at by social conditioning. “I am a rich pie filled with knowledge. I will not be eaten.” Holy fuck my new motto. Transcription (with original line breaks): The true feminine I am not sugar and spice and everything nice. I am music, I am art. I am a story. I am a church bell, gonging out wrongs and rights and normal nights. I was baby. I am child. I will be mother. I don’t mind being considered beautiful, I do not allow that to be my definition. I am a rich pie strong with knowledge. I will not be eaten. i’m not kidding, this poem shook me to my core. it inspired me more than any famous poet in the past few months. this little girl is going to influence the world in such a beautiful way. little girls are gonna rule the goddamn world
chelseawillkill
Posted: 58.2 hours ago
weavemama: ya’ll this cool new site lets you know if a certain movie or TV show has any affiliation with anyone who was accused of sexual assault. this is important for those of us who are passionate about not supporting work that associates itself with sexual abusers, for the sake of the victims.
chelseawillkill
Posted: 58.3 hours ago
vastderp: adorably-confused-fallen-angel: sparklesmccheesy: ittygittydiddynator: iheichouguys: lifehackable: This is potentially life saving information everyone should know. No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it. When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me. Important and vital I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.
chelseawillkill
Posted: 58.3 hours ago
drarrymylove: junecsea: timetravelrabbit: roqo: Reminder that protesting is worth getting suspended for #yeah a walkout is disruptive but you know what’s more disruptive? FUCKING SHOOTINGS I’m reblogging this again because I wanted to add a note: PROTEST ANYWAYS. If your schools threaten to suspend you, protest anyways. En masse. Because you know what gets tracked by district, state and federal administration? Suspensions. Schools and schools systems *must report* their suspension levels etc. Every year all this data from the state gets compiled into a huge report and presented to the State Board of Education and the state legislators. By. School. You know what happens to schools districts with unusually high rates? Big Trouble. So if your principal/superintendent threatens to suspend any student participating in a walkout? Still do it. Because here’s what will happen: You’ll walk out, get suspended, the school will be empty basically for *days* effectively starting a strike, the principal will have to report it to the district, the district will have to report it to the state and there’s a solid chance your school’s administrative team could be replaced. YOU HOLD ALL THE CARDS HERE. Don’t let them think otherwise. There is literally nothing they can threaten you with that won’t come back to bite them square in the ass. Here’s another thing. If one student tries to protest, they will suspend them. If THE ENTIRE SCHOOL GOES they are forced to pay attention. THERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN CONSEQUENCES FOR STANDING UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN. and being suspended is mild. I know it seems important now, but you are young and I promise, no one will think you are a terrible delinquent for using what strength you have to voice your beliefs. Most high school students are too young to vote, too young to be taken seriously when contacting representatives, but you know what you can do…you can say I’VE HAD IT WITH THIS SHIT by showing that you want to know your government is making an effort to keep you safer. Again, if one student walks out, the school will shake their head and everyone will know how that one student feels about gun laws. That one student may be both mocked or admired, but essentially, it will be forgotten. If a quarter of the students, half the students…hell if ALL THE STUDENTS say I’ve had it with this shit, someone will listen. Right now, it’s the students saying “I’m gonna walk out” but if you do…if a lot of you walk out, then it’s not just you saying things need to change. You are forcing the voices of the teachers and the administrators, the bus drivers, cafeteria workers, the custodians, the entire educational system to stand with you and say “they’re not safe, they’re not happy, they’re not here…fix this” They will be forced to stand with you. historically, protesters have been beaten, arrested, attacked with fire hoses and tear gas and dogs, they have been shot with rubber bullets and trampled. Suspension is such puny threat. It is worth it. So please. DON’T LET THEM BULLY YOU. DON’T LET THEM SCARE YOU. Yes, suspension is scary, but an asshole with a gun is worse. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE the power of a group. ((also, if your parents are on board with this, they can be a powerful voice as well, let them support you on this))
chelseawillkill
Posted: 64.1 hours ago
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chelseawillkill
Posted: 65.9 hours ago
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chelseawillkill
Posted: 137.1 hours ago
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chelseawillkill
Posted: 137.3 hours ago
hellenhighwater: murdockmoogle: optimysticals: biteypyrotiger: systlin: love-order-chaos-repeat: Damn he came for their lives 😂 Holy shit I just witnessed Colin murder the entire movie industry. I just saw a new episode of Who’s Line is it Anyway? in which other cast members made a transphobic joke where the punchline was “that woman has a penis.” Colin, who has a trans daughter, stood there and just repeatedly said “Really?” Until they apologized and redid their joke. Very small thing, but I appreciate the man. Colin is sunshine. And to think, I didn’t believe Colin Mochrie could earn more respect from me. You have to understand. Improv comedy has rules you follow. And rule number one, the Golden Rule: NEVER CONTRADICT. You never take what someone suggests and say “no, not that, this instead!” You never reply to a joke with “No, I don’t want to do that!” You roll with it. You ALWAYS roll with it. The ridiculousness added on top of ridiculousness peaks into a primo superdense ball of hilarity incarnate. And his reply to something offensive was “Nope. Stop the bit. Nope. Nope. Nope. You fucked up.” I’ll bet you money Wayne Brady would do the same if a white person on the show dropped an N-Bomb, and people would be understanding. Colin stood up for an oft-maligned group, whose members include one very personal to him, and completely ground that show to a grinding halt by saying “No. That’s not fucking funny.” and ruined the joke. This is a man who builds his entire career off of making jokes, and he /ruined another’s/. I’m sorry, Colin isn’t just a god amongst improv comics. He’s not just funny as all get-out and witty as hell. He’s a stone-cold badass, and he deserves recognition. Props, Mr. Mochrie. You, sir, are deserving of respect. I’ve worked with him (just briefly) and can confirm: he is just as excellent in real life as he seems here.
chelseawillkill
Posted: 138.1 hours ago
whyyoustabbedme: Why in the word would you need a license just to braid hair?
chelseawillkill
Posted: 138.3 hours ago
h-oney-b-ones: intheicyairofnight: kittykat8311: uppityfemale: I say this every time I argue for raising the minimum wage. I never hear anyone else say it and I’m glad I found this. If you build your business and your bonus on the backs of others who you don’t pay a living wage you don’t deserve to be in business. this is making capitalists bleed from the ears keep reblogging it Since I tend to get into this with people who argue that robots will replace minimum wage workers if they get too expensive, I like to lean into the robot metaphor. If you have a machine performing a valuable talk for your company, the upkeep of that machine is part of your operating cost. You have to pay to power it, to upgrade it, to fix it when it breaks. And if you can’t afford the machine, the manufacturer doesn’t have to do business with you. They’re free to take their service somewhere else where they think the price is fair. For humans, a living wage is the operating cost. If you can’t afford to pay your worker enough to live nearby, feed themselves, and get basic health care - all of which are things they need in order to be able to work for you - you’re failing to pay for the cost of their service. The difference is that humans have to eat, like, all the time, so they often don’t have the option of taking their business somewhere else if the price isn’t fair - even insufficient food and shelter is better then starving on the street. But that means those people are not really able to act as agents in a free market, and it’s easy to exploit them under the guise of “the market setting the price.” People can’t act like reasonable economic agents when they’re desperate. As for as I can tell, that’s the whole point of having a minimum wage. Keep reblogging this, it’s making capitalists mad and reaching out to the working class
chelseawillkill
Posted: 227.2 hours ago
obi-who: double-dorks-beanie: averypottermormon: too-cool-for-facebook: superwholockalypse: merlinweasley: How tall are you? ARE YOU KIDDING ME Sam Winchester could take Voldemort’s lunch money Sam Winchester could take everyone’s lunch money IM TALLER THAN HARRY POTTER WHOOPWHOOP CAN WE TAlk about harry potter and draco malfoys HEIGHT DIFFERENC E
chelseawillkill
Posted: 249.8 hours ago
purplethedragon: futureblackwakandan: gahdamnpunk: “The officer who fired the fatal shots at the 16-year-old, however, was cleared of all charges by a grand jury.” W T F There is absolutely no justice in this. First of all why is he being tried as an adult? basically the reasoning behind this bs is that he was an accessory to murder because he was involved in the robbery, which “caused” the officer to have to fire his gun. laiketh was offered 25 years if he plead guilty, 65 if he took it to trial. (long sentences like this are basically used to scare people into pleading guilty.) he decided to fight (because, you know, he didn’t actually shoot anyone) but he lost. it’s so sad and stupid.
chelseawillkill
Posted: 255.7 hours ago
the-true-space-fandom: artemuscain-gamingandbs: mamatronchatoro: puppygays: oh god, they were roommates This straight guy, who we’ll call Mike, has been roommates with Alex for a year. When Alex told Mike he was gay, he was absolutely fine with it. But then when Alex started to bring guys home…he started getting annoyed, resentful, disgusted. Posting on Reddit, he said: ‘First things first, let me say that I’ve never thought of myself as being discriminatory before. I had a gay friend in high school and we made it through some tough times together, I never felt weird about him dating a guy. So all of this is coming out of nowhere. ‘”Alex” has been my roommate for one year, and I pretty much knew upfront about him being gay. At some point we became friendly enough with each other that we could even joke about it, as in, sometimes he’ll pretend to flirt with me and I’ll pretend to flirt back. I’m straight and he knows that, but I don’t feel threatened by him flirting with me and he says most straight guys do. ‘The problems started because of this: Alex brings guys home sometimes. At the start I thought I was okay with it, since it’s really not my business who he sleeps with. He’s usually discreet enough about it that I don’t see/hear anything I wouldn’t want to see/hear from anyone else, but for some reason I’ve started feeling weird if I even see him with other guys. ‘I don’t know when it started but one time that really sticks out to me is when I came home and saw him and some guy making out on the couch. I don’t know how to describe what it was like to see that, except that for a moment I felt so bad I thought I was going to throw up. Alex was embarrassed (he didn’t think I’d be back for a while), but I told him it was okay since I was embarrassed too. ‘I felt bad for being as disgusted as I was, since there’s NO good reason for me to have a reaction like that. I thought maybe they just caught me by surprise and that’s why I reacted so strongly, but it turned out it wasn’t a one-time thing. After that, every time he has a guy over (not that often, but every once in a while) I just start feeling like shit and wishing that guy would leave, and I can’t stop thinking about what these guys might have done to him even though I don’t want to imagine that. It makes me really uncomfortable and grossed out. And these are just guys he fools around with, I don’t know what I’d do if he ends up getting an actual boyfriend. ‘Alex has started to notice and it’s affecting our friendship. The other day I came home right when some guy was about to leave, and the guy tried to be polite to me but I ended up being rude to him (don’t remember what I said, but it was really obvious I was pissed). When the guy left, Alex asked me why I was being an asshole. I didn’t know what to say, but then he asked if I had a problem with him sleeping with other guys. I said no. For some reason that pissed him off more and he said I can’t complain since I used to bring my fuckbuddy over and he was forced to see me being affectionate with her sometimes. (I was in an FWB situation with a girl in the early days of me and Alex living together, but I broke it off after a few months and I haven’t done anything with anyone since.) I agreed with him and told him I was just having a bad day and I don’t care who he sleeps with, but he looked more upset and told me he’s going to a friend’s place to cool off. I said okay. When he was leaving for some reason he casually said, “and you’ll be okay if I sleep with him as long as I do at his place and not ours, right?” Or something like that. I told him it’s none of my business what he does at someone else’s place, but when he said that I felt sick to my stomach and couldn’t stop thinking about it. ‘He didn’t show up later that night even though he was supposed to hang out with me and my sister. He’s never blown me off before and it made me feel like shit, but part of it was my fault since I made him feel like I was judging him for sleeping with guys. Now he’s acting like nothing happened but I’m worried I might mess things up if it happens again. I want to keep him as a friend, but he’d be hurt if he knew that whenever I think about him with other guys it disgusts me. ‘How do I deal with this? I’ve never been homophobic but I’ve suddenly developed some kind of homophobia where just the idea of my roommate’s sex life makes me uncomfortable. And I don’t react like this to other gay people either, it’s just Alex. I don’t know if this means I’m only okay with gay people as long as I’m not living with them or what. Does anyone else have experience with this? I want to get over myself and stop whatever this is, but if I can’t I’m going to have to leave since the last thing I want to do is hurt Alex, and if I stay here and keep automatically judging him for his lifestyle that’s what’s going to happen. ‘tl;dr: Roommate is gay, I am not but I thought I was okay with him being gay until I realised I feel crappy when I see him with other guys and it’s started to affect our friendship. How to deal with this/stop being such a dick?’ One Redditor asked: ‘Are you sure that weird feeling isn’t jealousy…? i mean, this only seems to revolve around Alex specifically.’ And Mike responded: ‘I thought about that, but I don’t know what I’m meant to be jealous of. He definitely has a more active sex life than I do, but reacting like this to something like that seems really strange and irrational.’ The Redditor responded: ‘Yeah i thought maybe you don’t like seeing Alex with other people because you want his attention to yourself?’ ‘The day I made the post, I met up with my sister Laura [24F] and I showed her the post. She read the whole thing and called me an oblivious walnut and said it sounds like I have a crush on Alex. The same conclusion some of you came to in the original post. ‘Anyway, she talked me through it and we confirmed I’m not as straight as I thought I was. She also pointed out something in my original post, where I said the more I tried to reassure him I didn’t mind who he slept with, the more he got upset. Also: how he brought my old FWB situation into it. I just thought he was understandably mad with me for being an asshole, but Laura thought it sounded like maybe Alex wanted me to be jealous? We moved on from that topic pretty quickly, though, since I couldn’t really handle the implications of that when I’d JUST started to understand that I like this guy. ‘The next few days were mostly me sitting on my ass trying to wrap my head around everything. I was scared of messing up our friendship and losing him, but I was even more scared that I might just let this pass without saying anything and then he gets a boyfriend and I have to see him with another guy…etc. Because if that happened I would probably have to end it anyway, since as we’ve established, I’m not great at dealing with him being with other guys. ‘Probably could have planned it better, but I told him. Right after a Tarantino marathon, if anyone’s interested, since nothing says romance like graphic violence. I told him I’ve been such a dick because I was jealous. I don’t think he got what I was getting at because he just laughed a little and said I didn’t have to be jealous since it wasn’t like I’d have any trouble finding people to sleep with me. No clue how I explained, it’s a blur. Luckily he saw how nervous I was so he knew I was serious. ‘We talked. Long story short: all that flirting was real, but Alex didn’t have any hope of it going further because of me being an oblivious “straight” guy. So he’s been trying to get over me. He laughed really hard when I told him about how I mistook my jealousy for homophobia, and he teased me by saying he’d never expected me to be the jealous type. Then again, we both ended up laughing a lot of out of nervousness and awkwardness. I’ve never seen him like that before since he’s usually pretty confident. In the end we agreed to maybe try something out, and we kissed. Never kissed anyone with a beard before, so…interesting experience, but also really good. (Plot twist: it turns out I don’t have any problem with Alex kissing guys if it’s me he’s kissing.) ‘Since then we’ve kind of been easing into the whole dating thing, I guess? I know this place is wary about roommate relationships and I get why, but it’s been great so far. We had our first proper date last weekend and it was incredible, though a bit weird since we’ve done that a thousand times already and this time there was a new context. At home we still do our normal thing, but sometimes we get distracted. Last night I almost burned dinner because I had to kiss him and we got kind of carried away, haha. We’re taking the whole sex thing slow though since I’ve never done anything with another guy before. ‘I’m a little worried about coming out to my family and my other friends, especially since this is almost as new for me as it would be for them. My parents are very openminded and my mom especially loves Alex. But I have some more conservative family members on my dad’s side, and I can already imagine them blaming Alex for turning me gay. They can also be pretty racist (Laura’s boyfriend is Latino so she knows all about that) and Alex is mixed. It’s something to think about in the longterm, I guess. Alex has said he doesn’t expect me to jump out of the closet right away, but if we end up calling ourselves a couple then I’m not going to keep him a secret or anything. ‘So…we’re trying. And I am not a homophobe, and nobody needed therapy. Honestly, I can’t remember the last time I was this happy, and I never would have expected this when I made that first post. It’s a good thing some of you picked up on the actual problem and tried to get it through to me despite me being an oblivious walnut, so…thanks, guys.’ Funniest self-realization in the world? ‘Plot twist: it turns out I don’t have any problem with Alex kissing guys if it’s me he’s kissing.’ This was…. cute??? DEAR GOD IT GOT BETTER