chelseawillkill

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total posts: 2826
updated: 138.4 hours ago

chelseawillkill
Posted: 208.1 hours ago
emotionalempowerer: Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister
chelseawillkill
Posted: 208.5 hours ago
mssmithlove1: littlebeekeeper: jupitereyed: goaliesarethebest: whoatetheramen: arrghigiveup: legotheeggo: trees-and-videogames: animentality: itsacpsideblog: ilyagoalvalchuk: nellyemily: I like how everybody is paired off haha #this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other. Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason: all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. […] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes. so now we know! it’s fair…and cute. Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance #hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless =DDD #pure NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back Hockey players, hugging: Got it. I’ve been watching hockey since 1996 and I had no fucking idea @mssmithlove1, you probably already knew this but on the off chance that you didn’t, this was too fun not to send your way. 💜 @littlebeekeeper THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POSTS THANK YOU FOR THE REMINDER 😘😘😘😘
chelseawillkill
Posted: 208.6 hours ago
nsfw-my-dudes: titenoute: hiddlesherethereeverywhere: pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life. THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT. I MIGHT BE AN NSFW BLOG BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT
chelseawillkill
Posted: 375.6 hours ago
dyannehs: that-beautiful-rat-man: jgraydingler: thehungryvortigaunt: chaun-cey: uncommonbish: Fuck this hurts. What’s even crazier is that the woman actually came out and said she lied on him. Turn his murderers’ graves into a public restroom. Or actually put his accuser on fucking trial already. This shit ain’t ancient history. Odds are the people who shot up the sign are probably her’s, J.W. Milam’s and/or Roy Bryant’s children. =P I don’t give a fuck how old that woman is, her ass belongs in a prison until the universe sees fit to take her into her next life of retribution. every year she’s spent on this earth is one she stole from Emmett Till. Source for anyone looking
chelseawillkill
Posted: 377.4 hours ago
abrahadabra66: notebelow: eternal-nova: godzillagirl-14: captnbarnesrogers: simlyliving: drudragonrose: sciencemyfiction: cute-ass-senpai: asking-ask: nudeparrot: cruciatus-animus: This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious. ^^^ If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious. Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non? BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME this made me super sad, why can’t people just accept us? we’re not tryna be extra If you’re biphobic please un follow me rn This sort of shit makes my blood boil! These attitudes are so fucking ugly! I’ll never understand hate from some gays towards bi people
chelseawillkill
Posted: 665.7 hours ago
fetus-cakes: sideshowcomics: bogleech: OR, maybe, just maybe, and hear me out here, MAYBE the actual reason is that not as many people in this day and age feel a pressing urge to spend money on mediocre food at an exploitative business just because some boobs are under a t-shirt in the same room? This promise was an exciting novelty only to a pre-internet and wealthier generation which simultaneously felt far less shame in leering at or catcalling women but far more shame in looking at porn. Hooters was softcore pseudo burlesque for married Christian men and the culture permitting its success will likely never be repeated and shouldn’t be. Hooters always seemed really weird for me for this exact reason. It’s like this bizarre fusion of strip club and family restaurant that no one asked for. The food isnt great, everyone is fully clothed, even the staff exists in a creepy limbo where they’re not actually strippers, but they’re only there because of their tits. Its like if someone decided to turn exploitation into a chain restaurant. Millennials go to an actual strip club or burlesque show if that’s what they’re into, and then to a good wings bar after. There’s no need for a completely mediocre combination of the two
chelseawillkill
Posted: 666.7 hours ago
clockworktardis: onyourleftbooob: solarpunk-aesthetic: Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity… [Oxford Photovoltaics] Photovoltaic bricks and glass are one of my favorite technological advancements and I can’t wait to see buildings covered in the stuff.
chelseawillkill
Posted: 666.7 hours ago
drrarythings: deviantshunter: zipscribs: zipscribs: zipscribs: zipscribs: a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them Hey, do you like my art? Help support me and buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/zipper ❤️ “What happens when someone dies, but they have no one there waiting for them yet?” you are never truly alone i really love this so suicide is never the answer. Bless this post You’re not alone!
chelseawillkill
Posted: 667.1 hours ago
theradicalace: flamingkat: deanpleasepassthegravy: forestbeneathme: keepmywhiskeyneat: wyvernchild: lavender-ice: please. That is the exact spot my parents found a stray kitten. Nice little addition to the family, but would have been a terrible addition to the pavement had she not been very vocal OTL No joke, the place where that cat is resting in this picture is called a “dead cat hole” it’s an automotive term. Don’t believe me, look it up. This is also where I found a stray cat, she was up in there during a thunderstorm and I begged my dad to let me being her inside and that’s the story of how I got my first cat. Please don’t skip over this without reading it and making a mental note. Even if you don’t have a car, tell your parents or whoever, and make sure to do this. You think that’ll never happen but that’s what everyone thought who had this happen and didn’t check, and that poor cold cat met with a terribly sad end. REBLOG WHETHER YOU LIKE CATS OR NOT my drivers ed instructor actually taught me this on my first drive, when we were going over the walk around
chelseawillkill
Posted: 690.1 hours ago
billiam-spockspeare: gahdamnpunk: “One must respect the game”, but when is French Open going to respect Serena?! Here’s what I don’t see in this whole thing: how is her suit disrespectful? Is it required to wear the tiny skirt? Why is it required? Could she wear that under the men’s uniform and could they allow people to wear either uniform? They feel disrespected not being able to lick their lips at her bare legs? Just look at magazine pics u pervs
chelseawillkill
Posted: 692.4 hours ago
ladypolitik: bigmouthlass: rydenarmani: a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨ Bless me velvety skeleton friend. Reblog so Flamboyant Yorick can vomit glad tidings into your bank account
chelseawillkill
Posted: 693.3 hours ago
sweetbonbonqueen: Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
chelseawillkill
Posted: 693.4 hours ago
boreguard42: notahyper-specific: lady-feral: silver-tongues-blog: ohcanadada: positive-memes: The guy in Thor who looked like Jesus Praise Jesus reblog if youre not afraid to have jesus on your blog Can I get a hallelujah? Let the church say amen. I want the AU where Jesus wields a two handed sword now.
chelseawillkill
Posted: 693.7 hours ago
reioka: madhattey: rusticbabe: spiderman-against-pedos: witchcryptid: alittlebitpessimistic: azalea-in-time: ziamlevinestylinson: 2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor: useless-worthless-nobody: azalea-in-time: When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY. You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’. These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST. Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop. It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now Yeah…your director may want to consider reblocking We don’t have a director? Or blocking??? It’s a haunted house bro, not a play Reblogging for relevance- I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we’re one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends. We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of ‘funny’ teenagers. In my several years working there, I’ve seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked, bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring. There’s a position half-way through the house we call ‘Psych Ward’, and it’s essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I’m going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we’ve ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who’s been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot. He paid to get scared and then got violent when we delivered. There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be ‘funny’. I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. We’re instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work. We wouldn’t come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be ‘funny’. Don’t come to our job and do that to us! I literally cannot believe people are angry over this post saying “don’t fucking beat up actors” I work at a haunted hayride and a guy tried to dropkick me in the chest and knee me in the face because he thought it was funny. I got in trouble for breaking character to tell him to fucking stop. Ive been hit so many times this season it has left cuts and bruises. Back in 2015 I was fucking choked and dragged behind a wagon because a lady was drunk and her son had to pry her hands off me because IM NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOU OR FIGHT BACK. Most recently, a customer groped my breasts and twisted my fucking nipples. Apparently, she did it to AT LEAST twenty other actors. THAT IS SEXUAL ASSAULT YOU ASSHOLES. ITS NOT OKAY. Most recently a customer fucking kicked me and sent me to the goddamned hospital. WHEN YOU GO TO A HAUNTED HAYRIDE / HAUNTED HOUSE, REMEMBER YOU LITERALLY PAID US TO SCARE YOU. THE ACTORS ARE REAL PEOPLE. DO NOT FUCKING HIT US. Why the fuck would you even do this holy shit Hey guys i know this is out of theme but that comment from @witchcryptid was me and my old url. I plan on working this job again this year if at all possible, so here’s an added psa: If your family or friend(s) force you into a haunting, be upfront as best you can and tell actors as they come up “please do not scare me i am too anxious / scared” and 9.99/10 times we will listen and leave you alone. just communicate with us even though we most often cannot communicate back. We may be playing monsters, but we are NOT monsters. Also, please remember to keep your hands off of us during your haunting, and also please try to step in or speak up if you see people trying to touch us, assault us, or talking about planning to touch or hurt a staff member. We cannot do anything and will most likely get in legal trouble for touching you in defense. Thank you and have a spooky fall 🌻🍁🍂🍃 I…I feel really upset that this has to be a reminder ._. I mean they should know you’re…justacting. jesus christ… #honestly if you think you’re gonna punch someone for scaring you in a haunted house#do like me and just don’t go in there #no need for posturing no need for reacting#just avoid jumpscares When I was younger I used to cower or run away when I was scared. When I got older and my survival responses changed from “flight” to “fight,” I made the conscious decision to stop going to haunted houses. Do I miss going to them? Yes. They were fun. But I’m terrified of reacting badly to a scare and meeting the scarer with my fists. If you even think you might hit one of the actors in defense of a scare, you need to be an adult and choose not to go into a haunted house. These people aren’t being paid to get punched by you. You’re paying to be scared and then walk the fuck away.
chelseawillkill
Posted: 716.5 hours ago
la-roseoftexas: jeremymfhill: clockworkmachineking: the-howling-storm: skinoutqueen: shaylahatesyou: nessaaageee: arandomthot: Making conversation can be tougher than it seems This one time at work, I was training someone and the system froze so I decided to have some small talk and I asked her if she had any kids or anything (she was older) and she started crying. She asked me if it was cool if she went to take a walk to get some air and I told her okay because I mean what was I supposed to say? Anyways, she came back clearly still upset and told me that her husband left her for one of her daughters. After that, I kept all my conversations strictly work related. 👀 Bitch whet I once had a customer ask for a drink and asked me to add extra vodka because she had a bad day. I had the bartender do it for free (because my brother was bartending) and I brought it back and asked her what was her bad day (because usually it’s like work sucked, just a long day, or they work at the hospital nearby) and her sister shook her head at me and the customer goes “our dad died today” and I just went “oh my god do you want some soup” because I’m an idiot
chelseawillkill
Posted: 717.3 hours ago
unbelievable-facts: An 18-year-old student from Mexico, Julian Rios Cantu, created a bra that can detect breast cancer using biosensors after her mother nearly died of the said illness.