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Scorpio | Canada | Slytherin | INTJ | 18 | he/him

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updated: 15.1 hours ago

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Posted: 15.3 hours ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: between-stars-and-waves: pencandy: boredpanda: 20+ Of The Fluffiest Cats In The World I want to hug them all Floof! LORGE FLOOFS
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Posted: 15.4 hours ago
yoosbox: me eating a pringles
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Posted: 15.7 hours ago
gummygomamon: nebula-cnidaria: unseeliequeen: tawnks: gifak-net: Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding aw hell no Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons. Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons. I’ve seen deer: 1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed 2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey 3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field 4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed 5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease
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Posted: 15.9 hours ago
cockyhorror: This reads exactly like the dreams I have when I’m drunk and somewhat aware of a demonic presence
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Posted: 16.3 hours ago
friendshipismax: adrianianam: charredasperity: unlimited-nice-works: succyfunhouse: lothar: death stranding fans are at it again, this time trying to decipher the presumed secret message in lindsay wagner’s necklace which also might’ve been inspired by the quipu method of recording information cause kojima’s an actual madman @orandulum Russian Twitter Decoded it Kojima, what the fuck Holy shit so I looked the song up and the music video for it was uploaded almost a year ago… And apparently according to the director, the music video is directly related to the plot and setting of Death Stranding? So there’s been this Death Stranding quazi-trailer just sitting here for a whole damn YEAR before Kojima thought to mention it. And he only mentioned it in a particularly obtuse code. what the fuck!? JESUS
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Posted: 17.1 hours ago
lord-brixie: Every time I see this I’m equally unprepared for the punchline bc I forget it’s a joke until the end
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Posted: 17.1 hours ago
kleptomaniacunicorns: queensweasley: Murder on the Orient Express, dir. Kenneth Branagh (2017) That’s it. That’s the murder.
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Posted: 17.4 hours ago
jerryterry: awwww-cute: he’s a pure bread (Source: http://ift.tt/2FJXrvn)
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Posted: 17.4 hours ago
papajohnpizzas: thesweetestspit: Garlic 2 (Stone sculpture) Mary Eiland introducing…… garlic TWO
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Posted: 17.5 hours ago
noahbodie: heardbook: umu-official: badbigboss: #Konami #kojima #mgsv #deathstranding #videogames #metalgearsolid #normanreedus #hideokojima im afraid You’re gonna have to physically get into the game and fight alongside a naked Norman reedus for 4 real time months. Remember how he wanted the floppy disc for Snatcher to be coated in a chemical that would smell like blood after being in your computer? Remember how he wanted the disc for MGS2 to destroy itself once you get a single game over? Whatever Kojima has thought of during the past three years will probably lead to at least one person losing their home to a structure fire.
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Posted: 17.5 hours ago
thefreelancerdivision: andyouweremine: beheworthy: beheworthy: It upsets me that his first instinct, even in literal combat scenarios, is to not fight, and how violently everyone reacts to him. In light of this post crossing 10k notes and on the suggestion of one the rebloggers, Also, He learned. He was banished because he went looking for a fight for a fight’s sake. He didn’t know the cost then. Didn’t understand it. Now he does. And it’s not a price he wants to pay.
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Posted: 17.7 hours ago
spcrash: Kizuna suffers the consequences of her actions.
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Posted: 17.7 hours ago
the-ice-castle: what a cinematic masterpiece
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Posted: 17.8 hours ago
demigirldemigoddess: What are you gonna do with those big fists? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.