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Hey, I actually think we were meant to live in groups. The idea of permanent independence is a sham.
I really identify with the guy whose adult skill is having a Netflix login.
My man Jesus
What story is that?
“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”
“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”
“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”
“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”
“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”
“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”
He goes on for like several examples too.
“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”
“Cut it off.”
“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”
“Did I fucking stutter?”
I’d watch it Hahaha 😎
That’s my kind of story 😍
Father, Daughter And Pets Take The Same Photo For 10 Years
Via Bored Panda
Incredibles 2 (2018)
Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1
Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace elastigirl with that fuckery
Photography Tricks Anyone Can Do. @i-dont-believe-in-saints this seems relevant to your interests
Now THIS is the sort of photography tutorial I’ve been waiting for!
Call your reps. Tell them to abolish ICE and prosecute the ICE officials responsible.
all of my otps. all of them.
Just keep pushing. It’s all that matters
Took me 6 years for my bachelors and I needed this reminder
-read the rest here-
some springtime comics
i feel this on a spiritual level
That’s very helpful.
All-New Wolverine #21
I never thought that a scene that began with Deadpool taking his shirt off would end with something so wholesome