deadlyeggs

I am Calvin. He/Him. 23. Hufflepuff. I like many things, but that tends to change from time to time, who knows what I'll be into next.

total posts: 52056
updated: 18.4 hours ago

deadlyeggs
Posted: 18.4 hours ago
frappgay: baaulp: Wow! They must be loving this. same energy
deadlyeggs
Posted: 21.0 hours ago
davidmalki: Dang no kidding! These grinch ads are PULLING ZERO PUNCHES. I dunno how this helps advertise a movie for children, but grinch is woke, dang. W-what are you saying here, grinch All right grinch THAT is taking it too far
deadlyeggs
Posted: 21.1 hours ago
sirfrogsworth: Every once in a while Calvin’s parents gain the upper hand.
deadlyeggs
Posted: 21.2 hours ago
314eater: today is the only day you can reblog this
deadlyeggs
Posted: 21.3 hours ago
lillayfran: T̰̰͕̣̹H̹̞̤͈̼̰̥A͕̤̙̯̤N̝K̯̼̣͚̺̖ ̠Y̳̩̲̫̹͈͚O̯̪͈̲̤͎̠U̗̝̗̤͈̦ͅ ͈V͎̼͎̮̟͚̹E̮̹ͅRY̘̯̻̜ ̗̖͕͓͙ͅM͓U͔C̠̙̝H̭̬ F͕͉̪̟̙̞O̫͓͎̜̱̻R̫ ̗͈̥̰YͅO͙̼̜U͉̩̻̠R̘ͅ ͎̹̗̮ͅT͙̙I͔M̮E.̬̹̦̗̼̠̥ ̦̟̘͚̜̳͖ ̙̠̬͇̘̯̳I̗͇ ̙̙ͅW͕̤͚̥I̠̙͓̬L̠͚̩̘͙ͅL̜͙̩͍̩ ̱͍͉̹͎͕͖B̘̠̣E̞̩̟ ͎̫̘̤̫̪I̪͍̯͖̹N̪ ͙̦̪̠C̙̰̭̜̳̠̖O̪N̪̟͚̟̳T͍̭̜͕̥A͇̤C̥T̖͕̻̭̫̯ ̯A̺̬G̣̹AI̬N͓͚̤̗̫̺͖ ̳̘̣̜̥S̹̖̯ỌO͇̟͙̰͚N̘.̠
deadlyeggs
Posted: 38.7 hours ago
penprp: ghostkwan: hermes-is-my-homeboy: hermes-is-my-homeboy: ashashi-corner: flargahblargh: violaslayvis: hermes-is-my-homeboy: yo-daddys-my-bitch: May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨ 10 of Pentz came thruuu Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!! I could seriously use this money right now…. Please give me my refund of 400$ soon… I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen. So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers. Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
deadlyeggs
Posted: 38.7 hours ago
dianapforlunch: This is gayest thing I’ve ever seen omg
deadlyeggs
Posted: 38.8 hours ago
cizayox: This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye
deadlyeggs
Posted: 38.8 hours ago
wormcocks: wormcocks: wormcocks: I never get any of the cool bots WAIT WHAT THE FUCK GUYS WHAT THE FUCK