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Hey cool kids it's ya main squeeze Royce A./Chrys

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Posted: 40.7 hours ago
chroniclesofrettek: valiantfoxdinosaur: madgastronomer: life-in-blue-and-grey: anthropologist-on-the-loose: sleepyheadkl: Tornado I want every non-Midwesterner to know that we are drilled in tornado safety from a young age and know exactly what we should do to keep ourselves safe. And yet we do exactly as pictured in the bottom image every time a tornado comes around. This is very me See also: Floridians and hurricanes. earth: *quakes* me, a Californian: *rolls over and goes back to sleep* earthquakes are fun
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Posted: 44.6 hours ago
hotsoccergirl1234: Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke
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Posted: 45.1 hours ago
nintooner: there’s nothing quite like going on random treks through bulbapedia and learning about the best obscure pokémon characters
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Posted: 45.1 hours ago
spaceshipsandpurpledrank: cosmopoliturtle: Pokemon Redesign #744-745 - Rockruff, Lycanroc @kinglesbiancore
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Posted: 45.1 hours ago
fartgallery: ipostfun: erotic dots pen in one hand, penis in the other
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Posted: 45.1 hours ago
hustlerose: me at taco bell ordering a chicken quesadilla “WITH. Large Soda”
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Posted: 45.1 hours ago
sohelpmedun: please just read the whole thing
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Posted: 45.2 hours ago
aeon-fux: coolthingoftheday: Aside from bees and butterflies, bats are one of the most important pollinators on the planet - especially in tropical and desert regions. (Source) lost in the sauce
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Posted: 49.4 hours ago
astral-veil: what it feels like having thorn now.
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Posted: 50.3 hours ago
elwurd: kumatora: Hey. I decided to peel some more friends again :)
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Posted: 50.3 hours ago
lesbianherstorian: stefanjaenicke: lesbianherstorian: sappho fragment 80 (l-p 126) over two and a half millennia later and lesbians is the same