Hey cool kids it's ya main squeeze Royce A./Chrys
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I want every non-Midwesterner to know that we are drilled in tornado safety from a young age and know exactly what we should do to keep ourselves safe. And yet we do exactly as pictured in the bottom image every time a tornado comes around.
This is very me
See also: Floridians and hurricanes.
me, a Californian: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
earthquakes are fun
Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going
to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s
really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke
there’s nothing quite like going on random treks through bulbapedia and learning about the best obscure pokémon characters
Pokemon Redesign #744-745 - Rockruff, Lycanroc
pen in one hand, penis in the other
me at taco bell ordering a chicken quesadilla “WITH. Large Soda”
please just read the whole thing
Aside from bees and butterflies, bats are one of the most important pollinators on the planet - especially in tropical and desert regions.
lost in the sauce
what it feels like having thorn now.
Hey. I decided to peel some more friends again :)
sappho fragment 80 (l-p 126)
over two and a half millennia later and lesbians is the same