your historic preservation consultant sounds like a real square
your historic preservation consultant sounds like a coward.
if you play 1812 without the cannons whats the fucking point?
i’m very tired, forgot what clickhole was, and forgot that i had a wordfilter on that replaces every instance of the name “donald trump” with “scrooge mcduck” so needless to say i thought i was having a stroke
the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure
Might as well make a post of these gifs together (with the edited Katara, plus those close-ups I mentioned but forgot, ahh). One thing I learned about creating gifs: less is more! Cel-shading would have probably been the better way to go with animation (so that they wouldn’t look so pixel-y), but I’m really happy with how they turned out as illustrations, so still glad I made them that way :D
I have headcanons about what vampires should be.
Pay them in blood to tell us what is at the bottom of the ocean.
Vampire emerging from the deep in s blind panic: fuck the ocean, there’s too much weird shit down there!
Human: but what about your bloo-
Vampire: FORGET THE BLOOD HELEN, THERE’S THINGS DOWN THERE WITH MORE TEETH THAN ME, RUN
It’s all fun and games until some of them adapt to an aquatic existence and become the thing with more teeth than the surface vampires.