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inktober and smoochtober day fourteen: bashful kiss
dumb teens crushing
Get Out (2017)
The opening of the film is partially inspired by the opening of Halloween (1978), which Jordan Peele describes as a subversion of “the perfect white neighborhood.”
I know exactly what the fucking reply is. I don’t need to look closely, I know exactly which motherfucker you put in the distance
“Did you ever think you’d be this happy? No, never. Not in my wildest dreams.”
I think for most of us who grew up in the 90s, the genuine happiness of Britney Spears is easily on our top 10 wishlist for eternity.
shes taking courses so she can help her son w/ his homework like thats honestly heartwarming that she’s placing that level of importance on not just completing homework but making sure her kids learn and understand like honestly thats such a great thing to do as a parent im so happy for her
Fucking finally. A ray of fucking hope.
This woman means so much to me and I’m so happy that she gets to be as happy and content as she has always deserved
Good for you, Britney. 🙂
Kindness cards with characters from The Adventure Zone. Hey tumblr, what’s up. I finally made an account here.
[image description: a series of cards of TAZ characters with positive messages, all with colorful watercolor-esque backgrounds. The first shows Taako, smiling and making a double peace sign as Garyl stands behind him. The card says: “Taako from TV says: your gender is valid!” as Garyl says “Fuck yeah!” A card with Lucretia smiling gently says “Your space mom says: Hot diggity shit, you are worthy of love.” A card with Merle surfing on a flying broom says: “Spread kindness.” A card with Griffin McElroy wearing a hooded purple robe and smiling as he holds his hands above the small silhouettes of tres horny boys says: “Diversity makes your stories better.”
A card with Johann playing a violin for the voidfish says: “Celebrate art.” A card with Carey and Killian embracing while wearing wedding gowns says: “Lesbians do live happily ever after.” A card of Lup and Barry with an arm around each other, smiling as they create a heart shape with their joined hands, says: “Trans women do live happily ever after.” A card with Magnus with his arm in a sling, laughing as Angus happily hammers nails into a chair, says: “True strength is asking for help.” A card with Hurley and Sloane in their dryad forms, Hurley smiling and flexing as Sloane rests her hands on her shoulders, says: “Unbury your gays.”]
What’s funny is that this actually happened.
I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.
Did he survive?
Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).
His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed
heimdall after thor comes to the bifrost gate for the 30th time that day to ask him a dumb, slutty question about stars:
#thor walks like the 3 full miles of the bifrost or whatever not wearing a shirt#just to be like ‘heimdall which star is the BIGGEST star’#and lean in real close when heimdall puts his arm on thor’s should to properly point it out#this has happened every other week for at least 5 centuries
Thor keeps hoping Heimdall will say “you,” doesn’t he
#‘the stars are beautiful tonight aren’t they’ #‘hey heimdall you know what else is beautiful’ #‘heimdall hey’
New Pixie and Brutus comic @pet_foolery
I LOVE THESE COMICS
dragons are people too
Op why are they sexy
the humans or the dragons
Mom: “are you taking a picture of bust your nuts”
got a better angle