this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read
how is angry birds collecting sexual orientation data? how do these birds know im gay
They know cause you can’t aim and are missing all your shots.
Gay Denial (2009)
Pencil on Paper
March 6th, 2009
I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.
Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.