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Hi, my name's Reece and I'm slowly being dragged by the ankles into hell :) | She/They | Ocean Gay | Is death a ,,, thing? | hnnnnnnng social cues | Dating Linden-From-The-Stars and absolutely in love!

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Posted: 44.1 hours ago
pancakeke: newtgeiszler: this belongs on shitty car mods correct because everything they post is awesome
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Posted: 44.2 hours ago
atma505: this is the power move immediately above pissing next to someone in an empty bathroom
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Posted: 72.1 hours ago
billiam-spockspeare: twitterlols: do men like having their genitals kicked? combat boot lesbians in new survey say yes
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Posted: 88.2 hours ago
girls-n-pizza: ramsexalicious: mrscriss2012: This is my son, Chester, who is nearly 4. He was invited to his friend Chloe’s birthday party today, the theme was prince and princesses. He asked if he could go as Sleeping Beauty, so I bought him a dress and put a cute little clip in his hair. We arrived at the party to the following comments from the adults present: “Oh that is just cruel.” “Why did you make him wear a dress?” “Poor little man, what’s your mummy playing at?” “He’s going to hate you when he grows up.” “No way I’d let my son dress like a girl.” The fact is, Chester is almost completely gender neutral. I let him wear what he wants, be it boys or girls clothes, and he plays with whatever toys he likes. This usually involves him holding tea parties while wearing his pink Minnie Mouse top, jeans and a tiara. The guests are more often than not a mixture of Winnie The Pooh characters, dinosaurs, Barbie, Dora and solders, and they’re usually transported in his favorite fire engine. When my husband arrived at the party later on, he was subjected to endless ridicule from the other dad’s present about how I must keep his balls in my back pocket because otherwise he would have put his foot down and not allowed Chester out like that. Oh, and by the way, our other son dressed as Ariel. When my husband pointed out that the boys were happy, and the mother of the birthday child made a point of saying how wonderful she thought it was that we allowed them freedom of choice and expression, they then stopped talking about it to our faces and started muttering about us behind our backs. Interestingly enough, not a single child said a word about their choice of costumes, other than to compliment Chester on his new dress. not a single child made a negative comment not a single child made a negative comment not a single child made a negative comment
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Posted: 131.5 hours ago
bemusedlybespectacled: neuroticgaymusings: eelpatrickharris: That’s a legacy he’ll never live down
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Posted: 131.6 hours ago
phantastic-cuddler: brendonuriesource: The money used on the The Amazing Beebo machine will be donated to the Highest Hopes Foundation. i seriously get teary eyed whenever i see or hear brendon mention “beebo” likE HE DOESN’T FUCKING KNOW WHERE THE NICKNAME COMES FROM – FOR ALL YOU FELLOW LOSERS OUT THERE; IT COMES FROM THE PHANDOM. PINOF 2, 2010. DAN ASKS PHIL WHAT SATAN’S SURNAME WOULD BE. PHIL SAYS “BEEBO”. FAST FORWARD TO 2015 WHEN THE “EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES” VIDEO IS UPLOADED TO FUELED BY RAMEN’S YOUTUBE CHANNEL. BRENDON TURNS INTO WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY THE DEVIL/AKA SATAN, AND MEMBERS OF THE PHANDOM WHO ARE ALSO PANIC! FANS START TO CALL HIM BEEBO. HISTORY LESSON FROM BAND TRASH, THERE YOU GO
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Posted: 131.6 hours ago
rustandruin: OMG. Yes. Plus we could get Shuri supplying her with ridiculous gadgets, and her constantly giving reports to Okoye and the rest of the Dora Milaje, while T’Challa tries to calm his nerves and not freeze every time they do whatever Shuri’s version of Skype is.
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Posted: 131.6 hours ago
floatingwithobrien: theinturnetexplorer: laser-free diet. y'all need to hear about gerb. gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story. when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it. the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY. and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives. one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention. now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,” “you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift” and gerb says “i recall” “that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen” and gerb says “yea ok” “jeremy what happened?” and gerb says “i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”
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Posted: 131.6 hours ago
icecreamsandwichcomics: My energy drinks just keep screaming at me Full Image - Twitter - Bonus
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Posted: 131.7 hours ago
satanstrousers: Goku was just asking a simple question and Piccolo came for his life goddamn
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Posted: 131.7 hours ago
dearlystims: hi yes you requested one rowdy boy? 🐢| ig: aquamike23
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Posted: 131.7 hours ago
samateus-taal: emotionalempowerer: I’m ashamed and enraged. And I’m going to stay vigilant, motherfuckers https://www.snopes.com/ap/2018/07/07/1-year-old-goes-court-get-reunited-family/ Yeah, this shit actually happened. WHAT THE FUCK.
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Posted: 131.7 hours ago
florida-69: stretch812: Lol Checking myself when leaving the house
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Posted: 131.8 hours ago
iwilleatyourenglish: dekpi: Anyone else getting real fuckin fed up with this guy to expand on this: as rescue teams were racing to save those kids and their coach, elon musk decided to use the crisis as a PR stunt. he tweeted about how he was going to send his engineers to Thailand in order to look like a hero. he threw out ludicrous rescue ideas, including a 3 mile long tube and a small submarine, neither of which had a chance in hell of working. the diver being discussed here is Vern Unsworth. he’s a 63-year-old British caver who lives near and has extensive knowledge of the Tham Luang cave system. Unsworth is the reason the boys were found: he used his knowledge of the caves and deductive reasoning to pinpoint where he thought the team would be. when rescuers followed his directions, they found the boys only 200 meters away. Unsworth also called in the British divers who would go on to first locate the team. he didn’t know these boys, but he remained outside of thebTham Luang cave system for the full 17 days in order to assist in their rescue anyway. he has since rightfully called out Musk for trying to exploit the situation for attention and explained why Musk’s suggestions would never have even worked. Musk responded by throwing a tantrum and, based on literally NOTHING, calling Unsworth a pedophile. source