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What’s funny is that this actually happened.
I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.
Did he survive?
Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).
I should also add he didn’t just take “too many” because that’s an understatement, he took the entire units supply (30 pills) in one go.
So basically he was Fry in that one Futurama episode where he drank a metric fuckton of coffee
I just imagine some rampaging Finn screaming “PERKELE” while tearing Soviets apart with his bare hands
why does this have more notes
b/c people reblog the first
than this one?
don’t know why
before they realize their mistake
IVE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS FOR 10MINS
Not my posts but an interesting thought.
THIS! READ THIS!
my dad is infuriating to talk to bc he will pounce on any weakness or chance to humiliate, he will make some up if need be. he acts like it’s a joke and other ppl will laugh at it if it’s not them he’s after. it’s really difficult even now for me to talk to ppl without doing the same, down to the urge to jump on typos in chat.
I used to do it a lot tho, and it was kind of a rush to finally be the one making jokes out of other ppl. I was bullied incessantly and violently as a kid but as I got older I got quicker with wit and it was such a fucking relief. bc when you’re the attacker, you’re safe. it’s not enough to be ‘neutral’ neither being hurt or hurting, bc u have learnt that ppl will come along and pounce on you. attacking gives you the power, and then the fear of being vulnerable again makes you keep going, bc u can’t let up or you’ll be right back there in the danger zone where any innocuous comment or action will lead to a stream of abuse.
so if ur a person who has been or is being mistreated and ur wondering why verbally devastating strangers on the internet makes u feel good, and why u can’t stop until everyone can see you Won, but then u gotta move right on to the next one and the next no matter how many times you’ve supposedly publicly proved your point, idk I sympathise I guess but it’s gonna make u feel like a real piece of shit human one day, and that feeling is gonna last way longer than the rush of finally being the one doing the hurting.
Tsundere anime girls are OUT, tsundere ancient dragons with unimaginable power are IN
thanks to @edwardvonstein for their assistance with me preparing this
At first I thought, “Ah, this is just another meme for gamers that seems clever, but I don’t really relate to.”
And then I saw it included “People who actually had hope for Spore” and my personal rage became VERY REAL.
Felt like doing a little something for the 6th anniversary of [S] Caliborn: Enter.!