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I should not have been created.... Too gay to function. Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

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Posted: 37.8 hours ago
mindfulwrath: unfortunatelyviolet: volunteerfiredepartmentmember: Lemon Snickers: a many bad things Citrus High Fructose Corn Syrup Sugar Vesicle: An Arrangement of Deplorable Affairs Fruit Candy: Uh-Oh
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Posted: 180.8 hours ago
that-twink-over-there: jover2013: peony-peachh: lambrini-socialism: themorbidmedic: evangeline-elena: aubscares: fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition: so casual i love it a sleepover with jc and the boys Paul: Judas truth or dare?? Judas: dare Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare Peter: truth Jesus: would you ever betray me peter Peter: Jesus: (a few days later) Peter: *betrays Jesus* Jesus: Jesus: *returns* Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?” Jesus:
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Posted: 296.9 hours ago
lesbianstwilight: lesbianstwilight: It’s okay. Bella and I are going to be great friends. Twilight (2008) Dir. Catherine Hardwicke all of you are correct
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Posted: 320.9 hours ago
ad-hominem-sappies: forthecow: the-defiant-pupil: brownirisandcurls: dmzenog: lilzodiac: autumnneedstostop: phlying-squirrel: that-duck-in-paris: that-artgirl: dangerbooze: dad-monster: prettyboyshyflizzy: theanimangagirl: myfriendscallmemaury: uberfaenatic: starkinglyhandsome: cloudyobsession: yourlocalpsychopath: randomthingieshere: abbysrwk: paradoxsocks: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: gallifreyanprincess: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: pizzaforpresident: why are people even questioning obesity in america why is your tea liquidised? ….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!? ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF. like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it? No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold WHO DRINKS COLD TEA??? HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!? so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority. [skeletons ooh-ing] Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun. #INTO THE HARBOR Englad doesn’t own anything except that time we owned most of the world If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side. I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day. HAH BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2 HOLY HELL I FOUND IT And this is why I love Tumblr Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t* Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk Yikes. Chocolate milk isn’t hot chocolate… Well, yeah, Hot chocolate is hot. This is Cold chocolate. Let’s keep humiliating them brits bois
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Posted: 474.3 hours ago
thegreenpea: outofpocket-prince: silent-calling: You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices. You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room. My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to. I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho. Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph