icanhazsims

Hey there, I'm Eva, Danish, and very fond of all kinds of things, especially cats, dogs, The Sims, anime, manga, money,chocolate, pasta and chips. Things I don't like include spiders, moving, and homework. I got tired of editing my age everytime my birthday came around, so I removed it.

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icanhazsims
Posted: 14.9 hours ago
sanctusapparatus: sindri42: unexplained-events: bowelflies: grubwizard: clarabosswald: zubenpics: madmaudlingoes: unexplained-events: The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across. Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing, this picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation. The Elephant’s Foot is almost as if it is a living creature. Friendly reminder that this blob of core material was so hot and dense, it melted/burned through three floors of the building before coming to rest in the lowest basement. And there’s now a unique species of black mold that feeds off the gamma radiation it produces. Is no one else seriously freaked out by that mold? No? Just me, then? wiki article about the mold LOVE that mold! okay but wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhy was someone shooting it with a kalashnikov I can sleep again knowing that The Elephant’s foot is weak to Kalashnikovs I love that mold because humans made a mess we have no idea how to clean up and barely five years later we discover an entirely new kind of fungus that’s just… eating it. Radiation levels are going down much faster than any of our models could predict, this stuff hasn’t been found anyplace else in the world… Elephant’s Foot: *releases horrifying levels of radiation fatal to most life* Heretofore unknown species of mold:
icanhazsims
Posted: 17.8 hours ago
slumberinggirl: hotcommunist: whyyoustabbedme: FREE THEM I say this without a shred of irony: pageant moms are abusive monsters. Child beauty pageants and child drag shows are child abuse and they need to stop
icanhazsims
Posted: 17.9 hours ago
anachronistic-cat: spiderinthecupboard: topsydead: I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later. And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole. There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly. Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious. when humans go extinct i’m pretty sure elephants will be able to restore our planet’s reputation Elephants and octopi
icanhazsims
Posted: 18.1 hours ago
dinovia-grant: tubofgoodthings: Calvin’s snowmen are breathtaking achievements and I will accept no disputes If he had drawn nothing else but Calvin’s snowmen for ten solid years, I would have been in Heaven.