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ktalm
Posted: 632.9 hours ago
supreme-leader-stoat: i-knife-fight-crabs: shatterstag: gaymergirls: basedheisenberg: Real recognizes real. I finally got curious and decided to google this story, and the headline is just the tip of the iceberg. Let it never be said again that journalism is a humorless business. Covering an odd tale about a 14-year-old autistic boy who was handcuffed by police and suspended for running down the sidelines of a high school football game at halftime wearing a banana costume, Washington, D.C. reporter Pat Collins donned a grape suit and went out to get his story. Speaking to Bryan Thompson, who pulled the prank on Sept. 14 and found himself at the center of a controversy over the school’s response, Collins’ sarcastic outrage seemed palpable. “School officials accused him of being disruptive and disrespectful,” Collins said. “Frankly, I don’t see what all the fuss is about.” He asked the student: “Why a banana? Why not a … grape?” “I don’t know,” Thompson replied. “Potassium is great.” Following the prank, Colonial Forge High School Principal Karen Spillman suspended Thompson for 10 days, and even recommended that he be kicked out of school for the entire year. Shortly thereafter, Thompson had composed his own rap song about the incident (called “Free Banana Man!”), set up a Facebook page dedicated to “Banana Man,” and someone even launched a petition calling for his suspension to be lifted. Thompson’s outrage at the punishment was shared by his fellow students, who began creating yellow t-shirts that read, “Free Banana Man!” So the school did what schools so often do when their authority is challenged: they banned the shirts, began confiscating them, and sent students to detention for supporting their classmate. That’s when the American Civil Liberties Union got involved, telling the principal that her actions were unconstitutional. “But when you think about it, you might see [the school’s] point,” Collins jokingly concluded. “It starts with a banana. Then, all of the sudden, you have an apple, and an orange, and maybe a grape! And before you know it, you have fruit salad in the schools! We can’t have that.” The school’s principal was ultimately forced to resign, and Thompson has since returned to his studies. [x] NICE Chaotic good I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; public schools do not exist to help you succeed, they exist to cram you into the mold of a good little worker who never steps out of line.
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Posted: 738.5 hours ago
josieh98: tripled55: josieh98: Feeling really naughty, nudes 1k and will take photo of me usin dildo if this gets 250 reblog and video if it gets 500 Right on Only 216 come on guys let’s get this too 500
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Posted: 1449.5 hours ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: vigilantsycamore: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: vo-kopen: erdsthenerds: ultramarineblues: sparklinganxiety: patrickdiomedes: graceking: I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle. Here are some more good ones LET ME ABS O R B @diseonfire here have some more Perhaps I prefer fewer revolutions and more minerals is a mood @thefingerfuckingfemalefury there is more THEY CRAVE THOSE MINERALS Also the next time we watch a horror movie I am totally going to say to my gf “I hope these beings make correct strategic decisions…yet I know they will not” “Imagine pleasant nonsense” is actually good advice It’s the BEST advice! :D
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Posted: 2640.9 hours ago
blueeyez92: Reblog my photo and I’ll send you a personal nude☺️😉😘😍👄🍆💦💗
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Posted: 4034.2 hours ago
screenshotsofdespair: Some of the best screenshots of despair are irl.
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Posted: 4064.9 hours ago
erinashford: erinashford: Trying to pick a photo with as little skin in it as possible in the chance that it won’t get flagged, hopefully they haven’t banned legs (yet) Well, it’s been a fun few years, but looks like tumblr is about to get a lot more boring, no idea if all NSFW accounts are just going to be deleted after the 17th or what 🙄 If you want to continue to see me make sure you are following my other accounts! Instagram: instagram.com/erin_ashford Reddit: reddit.com/r/erinashford Twitter: twitter.com/erin_ashford Hutt: hutt.co/erinashford 👆👆👆 For the best photos that nobody will be able to take your access away from be sure to follow my private blog if you’re not already!! I have no idea how many of you will see this, I think a lot of my posts are already being blocked 😞 so please feel free to reblog this, it might be your final few days you will be able to!! Huh, tumblr seems to have already deleted my last 2 posts, damn maybe we don’t even have until the 17th!!
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Posted: 4537.6 hours ago
mayticks-art: #Inktober Day 16 Dandelion Witches #botanicalwitches prompt
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Posted: 4568.3 hours ago
omgitswhitneywisconsin: I volunteered to make cookies for a schools pep rally. I edged 4 days and collected my cum and wetness in a cup. I then mixed it with the cookie dough. Hopefully they enjoy them. I’ll post the whole video including me delivering them to a school and them eating it on my private blog. Reblog if you want a cookie Yummy! They should have been big sellers.
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Posted: 4568.3 hours ago
omgitswhitneywisconsin: I volunteered to make cookies for a schools pep rally. I edged 4 days and collected my cum and wetness in a cup. I then mixed it with the cookie dough. Hopefully they enjoy them. I’ll post the whole video including me delivering them to a school and them eating it on my private blog. Reblog if you want a cookie
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Posted: 4581.9 hours ago
mypervertmom: REBLOG!