Miu: Admit it! You like my boyfriend!
Kokichi: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to Keebo? Sure. Do my days feel better when I’m around him? Yeah.
Kokichi: Does he get me in ways no man ever has? Indubitably.
Kokichi: Do I fantasize about him? Yes, but only in two positions.
Kokichi: Look, am I the kind of guy who would try to steal someone else’s boyfriend? Sure, of course.
Kokichi: But do I like him? The answer’s no. You have nothing to worry about.
Source: BoJack Horseman (Season 01, Episode 06, “Our A-Story is a ’D’ Story”)
dj adds random english words or phrases to their quotes in the japanese translation and thats honestly the cutest thing to me!! it fits so well w/ their personality!!
#dj archetype tm #i love them sm