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Resist!, Keith Haring, 1988
When real world politics starts to look like old episodes of Veep
Stanislas at the window. France (1973)
Get a load of this guy!!!!
Our cats look alike!!
some of my favorite reviews of Love, Simon (2018) so far
The Index-Journal, Greenwood, South Carolina, August 6, 1952
every time millennials say they have the darkest sense of humor, the cold war generations have a little giggle
cool but this COULD LITERALLY BE A TWEET MADE YESTERDAY
mike pence’s book about his bunny marlon bundo having 1.5 stars and john oliver’s book about mike pence’s bunny marlon bundo falling in gay love having 5 stars is a mood
All proceeds go towards the Trevor Project and AIDS United and also some of the names included in the audio book are Ru Paul, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Jack McBrayer and more! It’s on Audible and number one on Amazon right now, I’d post sources but I don’t know how on mobile but here’s a link anyway. lol
A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence, phrase, or larger discourse is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists. Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but they also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a form of syllepsis.
“There but for the grace of God—goes God.” —Winston Churchill
“If I could just say a few words… I’d be a better public speaker.” —Homer Simpson
“If I am reading this graph correctly—I’d be very surprised.” —Stephen Colbert
“On his feet he wore…blisters.” —Aristotle
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.” —Groucho Marx
“A modest man, who has much to be modest about.” —supposedly Winston Churchill, about Clement Attlee
“I like going to the park and watching the children run around because they don’t know I’m using blanks.” —Emo Philips
“I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.” —Mitch Hedberg
“I sleep eight hours a day and at least ten at night.” —Bill Hicks
“I don’t belong to an organized political party. I’m a Democrat.” —Will Rogers
“On the other hand, you have different fingers.” —Steven Wright
“He was at his best when the going was good.” —Alistair Cooke on the Duke of Windsor
“To our wives and our sweethearts — may they never meet.” — Traditional Royal Navy toast
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Wow–there’s a name for these?!
the fuck you mean this wasnt an edit
behold, the only valid mood chart
Rain relaxes me