matchbach

im kenna, 18, they/them

total posts: 39479
updated: 1.8 hours ago

matchbach
Posted: 1.9 hours ago
diddy-wah-diddy: diddy-wah-diddy: Self care 101 Okay reblogging this again because this scene literally changed my life
matchbach
Posted: 1.9 hours ago
spookysouthwest: Someone in the Arizona desert painted this enormous boulder to look like a giant skull. It sits right next to the traintracks, all the better to remind passengers that they, too, might be a skeleton someday.
matchbach
Posted: 15.7 hours ago
seafoamplant: blandyblaugh: “We did it! We started a cult!” My Brother, My Brother, and Me - Secret Societies and Apologies to Nathan all mbmbam stills look like a bootleg wes anderson movie
matchbach
Posted: 16.5 hours ago
thecheshirecass: untilstarsfall: nabyss: killbenedictcumberbatch: sambolic: westernsocietyfucked100years: cointelpro-plant: Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it. hero STOP SCROLLING!!! Please take a moment to read the article about what this man is doing, the criminals he is exposing, and the deaths of so many poor and middle class families at the hands of the greedy. Yellow lights with Xerox cameras were shortened from 5 seconds to 3 seconds in poor and middle class neighborhoods to surprise drivers and generate more revenue. Many deaths ensued. This story is already a couple months old, but there isn’t enough talk about it. Please signal boost this. http://photographyisnotacrime.com/2016/04/26/new-york-man-arrested-for-cutting-wires-to-red-light-cameras-after-exposing-government-revenue-generating-scheme/ even traffic lights are racist 😧😧😧😧 The gag is it was a Black man who invented the traffic light and now white supremacy is using it to kill us what in the fuck. Also notice this man looks DELIGHTED in his mugshot, probably because he knows it will help shine a light on the subject.
matchbach
Posted: 24.0 hours ago
dailyskitty: Gotta keep cool!
matchbach
Posted: 24.0 hours ago
softwaring: https://www.instagram.com/p/BTV_kVkgOzw/
matchbach
Posted: 24.0 hours ago
silverhawk: this headline is so 2017 but in the absolute best way possible
matchbach
Posted: 24.0 hours ago
tschaikovsky: Best tweet ever.
matchbach
Posted: 28.9 hours ago
mojave-wasteland-official: stephendann: brunhiddensmusings: kineticpenguin: tenthcorner: supapoopa: peterfromtexas: Reenactor throws a spear at a drone What a time to be alive. “The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage. The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year. Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x) I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll I crack up every time at seeing that runestone.
matchbach
Posted: 39.5 hours ago
thebbwnextdoor: helloitsbees: daemonmatthias: bushy-haired-know-it-all: jumpingjacktrash: littlemisscodeless: …But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door? a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose. apparently it wasn’t enough. Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class. It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme. this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic Also a fact
matchbach
Posted: 43.3 hours ago
frenums: cows for pattern assignment
matchbach
Posted: 43.5 hours ago
0dmg: Save Data Initialization ✿ Kirby: Super Star Ultra (2008)