please have mercy and throw me into the hell pit
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1600′s nobility: I have commissioned an extremely flattering portrait of me in my best clothes and surrounded by things that symbolize my wealth and power.
Some random millennial: *takes thirty seconds out of the first vacation they’ve had in ages to post a beach day selfie*
Smug Assholes: THIS GENERATION IS SO SELF-CENTERED I SWEAR THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL
“The Daughter of the Daughter of My Daughter” by Julie Dillon on INPRNT
what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck
fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock
Or, and I’m just spitballing here, it could’ve just been a bear
It’s extra funny bc the character actually is like a 20 year old girl who’s been cursed to look like that.
As a kid and I was always confused as to why Sophie just accepted being an old woman but I get it now.
The Cretaceous Period (145 to 66 million years ago) seashore in Alabama vs how Alabama voted in the 2016 election.
It means that in the Cretaceous period plankton lived along the shoreline and, when they died, they created large deposits of chalk on the seabed. When the seas receded they drained through the chalk and created soil which, millennia later, turned out to be great for growing cotton. So the ancient Cretaceous shoreline became land where lots of slaves lived. Now those areas have large African American populations, who tend to vote Democrat.
Now that is inter-connectedness I didn’t even realise was possible.
Listen I have strong feelings about this
This cat statue I saw at a thrift store.. absolute fucking unit.
i am absolutely going to scream i believe i am dreaming this post; i have this same handsome man in my basement(in a dark black color) and it was only yesterday, as I walked past him, that I thought to myself it was a unit. I thought it would be comparable to other internet memes, even considered posting a picture. And here I am, 2:33 fucking am, and I see this post. I scream. The twin brother of my statue, in an unsettling concrete medium, haunts me.
Oh my fucking god that’s amazing.. long lost brothers
my handsome boy, reunited brethren