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I aspire to be this level of petty
Watching deaf people argue is great, one of them turns around so the other one just taps angrily on their shoulder
did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there
I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.
Thanks! I hate it
Lena Dunham looks great
Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.
These are genius
I lost it at number 10
“the worst analogies” are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right.
#you say ‘worst analogies’ i say ‘heirs of douglas adams’
you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?
i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic
Dogs Living The Good Life. Proof white people like their dogs too much
I was so very productive in digital art class and made these soda ripoffs, enjoy
I live for this kind of content tbh
In a simple experiment, researchers at the University of Chicago sought to find out whether a rat would release a fellow rat from an unpleasantly restrictive cage if it could. The answer was yes.
The free rat, occasionally hearing distress calls from its compatriot, learned to open the cage and did so with greater efficiency over time. It would release the other animal even if there wasn’t the payoff of a reunion with it. Astonishingly, if given access to a small hoard of chocolate chips, the free rat would usually save at least one treat for the captive — which is a lot to expect of a rat.
The researchers came to the unavoidable conclusion that what they were seeing was empathy — and apparently selfless behavior driven by that mental state.
“A New Model of Empathy: The Rat” by David Brown, Washington Post
this just in: rats are more humane than humans
Using unwholesome language to keep your show wholesome
As well as swearing, they also use brand names,
This must be the definition of chaotic good honestly
Honestly it would probably also help me stop crying if there was a lady standing next to me shouting “Nike! Adidas! Tastykake! Gucci! Google! Pringles! Fuck, I’m blanking shit shit shit fuck shit just keep swearing shit shit COMCAST”
me: *crying over croisants*
two british ladies: *chanting* CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer
it sure is..
The Holy Trinity™️
Reblog to crack open a cold boy with the ones
Someone tell this little boy to get off Instagram
Fuckgender - a gender that is fuck
It’s that time of year again