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Posted: 3068.6 hours ago
samsketchbook: samsketchbook: THE TRAGIC AND RESOUNDINGLY FAKE TALE OF SNIPPY THE HORSE HANG IT ON YOUR WALL SO OTHERS MAY KNOW ITS FALSITY? THE TEXT READS: ANGELS KILLED HIM!BITCH!! I FEEL VERY STONGLY ABOUT IT CRAZED CONSPIRATORIALS WILL HAVE YOU BELIEVING IT WAS ALIENS BUT WHOO BOY…DO I HAVE FACTS FOR YOU! RADIOACTIVE FEATHERS WERE STREWN AROUND THE CORPSE, FOR ONE.IN FACT, A RADIUS OF TWO ACRES AROUND SNIPPY WAS FULLY RADIOACTIVE. THIS ISN’T THE CRUCIAL COMPONENT. FROM SNIPPY’S SHOULDERS TO HIS HEAD THE SKIN, TENDON, AND FAT WAS INCINERATED, REVEALING A PERFECTLY CLEANED SKELETON. THE CRANIAL CAVITY WAS BURNED BARREN OF TISSUE, AS IF WITH SURGICAL PRECISION. NOW, KNOW YOU THIS: SNIPPY WAS A HORSE FREE OF SIN. SO WHY WAS HE DESTROYED BY GOD? FOR A GOOD MANY YEARS, AMERICA HAD BEEN DEFICIENT IN ANIMAL SACRIFICES. DO YOU RECALL THE LAST TIME A SCAPEGOAT WAS SMACKED SCREAMING INTO THE DESERT?ME NEITHER! FUCK WE’RE STUPID. A HIGHER POWER WAS THIRSTY FOR PAYMENT IN WARM, CLEAN BLOOD. NOBODY’S BLOOD RAN MORE PURE AND HOT THAN SNIPPY THE HORSE’S. AND SO HIS BODY WAS RENDED- BY THE LIGHTNING PALE BLADE OF A BEING TOO BRIGHT TO LOOK AT DIRECTLY. TOO BEAUTIFUL TO REFUSE OR TO HOLD ACCOUNTABLE. EVEN OF HORSE MURDER. AN ANGEL. I DON’T THINK THE ANGEL FELT BAD. BUT I’M SURE THAT AS SHE RAISED HER SPECTRAL HANDS TO LAY OUT THE FELLING BLOW, HER BROW SOFTENED FOR AN INSTANT. SHE LOOKED AT SNIPPY, SNIPPY THE PERFECT HORSE, THE HORSE WHO COULD BE TRUSTED. SHE LOOKED AT THE ONLY HORSE IN THE WORLD WHO DIDN’T WISH HARM ON MAN. AND SHE FELT SHOCKED. TOO SHOCKED TO BE ANGRY THAT SOMETHING EARTHLY WAS EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HER. THEN SHE GUTTED HIM.
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