<p>Spoops </p>

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updated: 23.8 hours ago

Posted: 164.8 hours ago
thejoanglebook: playing-hero: lunette3002: fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop. I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice. Ughhhhh I hate myself for sharing this, but I have to because I’m a scaredy baby. I’m so uncool.
#i have finals and i know this is stupid but god dammit im not taking any chances
Posted: 644.4 hours ago
cancerousvillain: (That’s supposed to be 180 please ignore) When u find out a villain is capable of being successful w/o ur product @spookypotato64
#black hat #villanious #nice
Posted: 1173.3 hours ago
chancethereaper: chancethereaper: notlostonanadventure: crylie: urulokid: brookeawooka: unpicasso: mutant-aesthetic: liquored-up-rifleman: mutant-aesthetic: zahnegott: wroughtornot: did-you-kno: On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2 i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell fuck this is b a d This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets The what? Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test. how do you delete someone elses post I am in tears Joe what the fuck did you make me read This gotta be fake They literally have bathrooms in Hogwarts like theyre pretty important to the plot too did jk just forget about that? The bathroom where myrtle lives (she literally dives into a toilet)? The prefects bathroom? How can she claim there’s no bathrooms??? this post gave me mesothelioma and I feel entitled to compensation
#harry potter #LMAO #funnies
Posted: 1297.8 hours ago
lukia26: jncera: furbearingbrick: jncera: avondale, arizona just added a drug-sniffing bearded dragon to their police force and the best part his name is OFFICER IROH [source for full story] oh my god i thought this was clickbait but its fucking real welcome to arizona IROH THE DRAGON OF THE WEST
#funnies #thats amazing