robosexual-bumblebi

uhhhhhh fuck i dunno robots i guess im just a trashcan leave me alone oh warning btw: i post a lot of bullshit please send me things in my inbox or submissions

total posts: 1521
updated: 1.3 hours ago

robosexual-bumblebi
Posted: 1.3 hours ago
gokuma: aspiringwarriorlibrarian: satelliteyears1: Action Comics 863 by Gary Frank People replying “he’s an alien.” that’s not the point. He’s not helping them because he’s an alien himself, he’s doing it cause it’s the right thing to do. If he was really just a human exposed to a meteorite or something, he’d still be there. That’s what makes him Superman. Same goes for Captain America (there’s actually a very similar storyline with him)
robosexual-bumblebi
Posted: 2.3 hours ago
wackcauldron: dukeonkled: hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year (from a 2015 interview) i hope she’s comfortable I’m not crying you’re crying
robosexual-bumblebi
Posted: 2.4 hours ago
advanced-procrastination: trilllizard666: fortangel: mediocrepresident: goldkat-g0negrey: reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for YES No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s! So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.” Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died. Confidence Helps Me, walking into FBI Headquarters: “Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”
robosexual-bumblebi
Posted: 2.6 hours ago
advanced-procrastination: earlploddington: freshest-tittymilk: prime89: nightinngales: bruh… Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye. SHUT UP. 13 years Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash
robosexual-bumblebi
Posted: 8.0 hours ago
alchememe-chan: alchememe-chan: Draw your oc in this- @shiftythrifting outfit idea
robosexual-bumblebi
Posted: 26.6 hours ago
clocktimustime: acutext: elevensevenkevin: wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank?? i want people who are this invested in me why is no one mentioning the eggs??
robosexual-bumblebi
Posted: 26.8 hours ago
estpolis: deeznutsforcutie: trigonometry-is-my-bitch: Pluto compared with Australia like to save the austrailians, reblog to let them be crushed by pluto let us die
robosexual-bumblebi
Posted: 31.7 hours ago
silverhawk: “infomercials i’d watch almost every day after school but could never ask my parents to buy from” starterpack