Action Comics 863 by Gary Frank
People replying “he’s an alien.” that’s not the point. He’s not helping them because he’s an alien himself, he’s doing it cause it’s the right thing to do. If he was really just a human exposed to a meteorite or something, he’d still be there. That’s what makes him Superman.
Same goes for Captain America (there’s actually a very similar storyline with him)
hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year
(from a 2015 interview)
i hope she’s comfortable
I’m not crying you’re crying
reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!
So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”
Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.
Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:
“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”
Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.
Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash
wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??
i want people who are this invested in me
why is no one mentioning the eggs??