I'm a woman.... it's so neat.
I'm also a diamond encrusted sledgehammer.
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Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans
darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands
‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“
i cant control my hand suddenly
can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding.
I am crying omfg
i am so sorry
I will always reblog this because it makes me laugh so hard every time
Boyyyy this tea is sizzling!
Michael B. Jordan Accepts the Award for Best Villain
Not to sound like a Crazed Communist~! here.
But if you have $131 billion you can probably afford air conditioning and regular bathroom breaks for everyday Americans that work in your stores.
You’re still going to be ridiculously rich anyway.
But, yeah, let’s focus on finding life on fucking Pluto.
Do you know what I would do with 131 BILLION DOLLARS?
- solve the Flint water crisis (50 mil)
- organize relief to be sent to Puerto Rico (that’s what? 500 mil?)
- pay for Little Miss Flint to go to college
- buy an apartment complex in 30 big cities around the US to create special communities for homeless queer teens where they can get a hs and college diploma and learn job skills, get access to health and psychological care, and have access to non-queerphobic religious services if wanted (90 mil to start?)
- buy my own house (at most 2 mil because I have to accommodate 3 family groups and I would want to make the house solar and wind powered; also the cost of my library and wait staff)
- pay the medical bills of every victim of a mass shooting or police brutality (including psychiatric care for the PTSD)
- give a 500k dollar grant to 4k minority-owned businesses (2 billion)
- pay my dad’s ex-wife’s care bills so my half-siblings don’t need to worry about it (she’s old; 1 mil would set her up for life with a cushion for emergencies)
- I’d have some kids
- I’d start a daycare/education center chain for sex workers with children that also provided medical care for kids and college opportunities for the parents that accommodated their work schedules
- I’d pay for young black kids to meet their book and movie heroes like Letitia Wright or Tomi Adeyemi
- I’d find impoverished US communities in need of “standard” meds like asthma inhalers and insulin and provide for them
- I would fucking bribe politicians to advocate for rape survivors, the disabled, and everyone else they fuck over on the Congress floor
- I’d go see Hamilton maybe
- I’d take my best friend to England and to Book Con
- I’d open up more shelters for domestic violence and assault victims that offered opportunities in education, counseling, job help, and child care
And after aaallllll that???
I’d still have like 100 BILLION DOLLARS LEFT
- Also solved world hunger. That’s 4 Billion bucks. And honestly? That’s it. Most of the 1% can do that. He can do it 25 times.
These bloated ticks draining the lives from their employees and their customer base have the power to enact MASSIVE change, and they do NOTHING.
They are literally evil. There is no other word for having so much when others have so little.
There is a new aristocracy. We should be building guillotines.
Capitalism is great until you run out of other people’s money
This my bebe. Bebe is bigger than me. Strong bebe
ok friends i wanted to confirm this story’s accuracy before reblogging so i googled it and yes it’s TRUE
AND ALSO the mom cat raised the lynx baby ALONGSIDE HER KITTEN so we have all these cute pictures of the lynx cub with the kitten please look at them
^^^ FAMILY PORTRAIT
HOW DO I REBLOG THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women
no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet
what do you mean they THINK it was a joke??
This person…. fixes butterflies….. 🦋
every time you reblog this post, another butterfly flutters for the first time
CONTACT CEMENT, I’M TELLING YOU
this is one of the most gentle demonstrations of kindness I’ve ever seen. has me tearing up haha bye
he doesn’t have to direct the movies just have him do it anyway. we can call it Taika Talk
there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander
It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name…….
the proof is out there
Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’
As much as I dislike gossip rags, if I lived in the MCU I would be a regular subscriber of super hero tabloids.
The train of bigotry does not stop before getting to you.
I had no idea there were transgender Pikachus. XD
Reblog if u love and support her!
what? :o explain pls i dont watch pokemon
Pokemon have physical differences between male and female. Pikachu is far less subtle in its gender differences. Females have a heart shape tip to their tail, while males have that v shape.
Anyway here’s trans Pikachu.
Reblog to support trans Pikachu and how happy she is about her new gender-affirming tail
jane the virgin: portraying a bisexual man in a healthy relationship and slaying biphobes since 2017
Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]
reblog for good luck
Remember that one old white guy who wears a suit and wheels his bike very slowly between the police line and the protestors? Be that guy.