slingsandarrowroot



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slingsandarrowroot
Posted: 63.6 hours ago
thechaotictrickster: tastefullyoffensive: (comic by Buttersafe) Well if this ain’t a big fucking mood Me
slingsandarrowroot
Posted: 66.2 hours ago
radarsteddybear: caffeinedeathwarrior: new-age-conservative: rnikey-effin-way: thahalfrican: ameliacgormley: chinese-shibe-artist: holyfandombatman: twerkin-fo-jesus: pokemoncards: connivingwitch: beyoncespregnantstomach: CHILDHOOD BACK AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS im crying a lil bit I need this in my tumblr forever. is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon??? HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP who names their kid bacon Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names. is no one gonna talk about how the girls afraid of Donald Trump in her closet I think Trump being the boogeyman makes perfect sense… There is literally nothing about this post that I don’t love. THERE’S MORE!!!! Hobbes and Bacon #2 Hobbes and Bacon #3 Hobbes and Bacon #4
slingsandarrowroot
Posted: 92.3 hours ago
rhubarbes: Orcas breaching in rough seas. Photo taken from a sword fishing boat off the coast of Nova Scotia. via Earth Pictures
slingsandarrowroot
Posted: 180.2 hours ago
little-miss-stan: elegantmess100: blossombarnes: retroasgardian: reddobastard: onethingconstant: songbirde108: mercurialkitty: emmagrant01: clevermanka: youcangofindatree: moremetalthanyourmom: Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move Gotta try it I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with. Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path. Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!” I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way. Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze. Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note. I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston. I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible. Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America. WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA It’s called the Murder Strut. IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!! A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
slingsandarrowroot
Posted: 234.3 hours ago
actualaster: headspace-hotel: tiny-tiger-lily: headspace-hotel: redgoldsparks: My most recent comic for The Nib! You can read my other Nib stories here. instagram / patreon / portfolio I’ve noticed there are fewer butterflies just in the past few years. Also bees. There aren’t as many bees. Also far fewer fireflies. seriously!!! Used to be even 10-15 years ago there would be patches of sidewalk next to gardens that sometimes you couldn’t walk on once in a while because they were just covered in butterflies sunning themselves between trips to the flowers. Like there were times I would walk past some spots and it’d be like a movie with this wave of small butterflies that would fly up, disturbed by my passing. Used to see lots of fireflies, too. Now it’s a rare treat to see multiple butterflies at once, and lightning bugs are much fewer and far between. It’s sad.
slingsandarrowroot
Posted: 259.8 hours ago
ninjacoughdrop: fant4me: catchymemes: Seems legit. Hahahahaha Must reblog/retweet every time I see this.
slingsandarrowroot
Posted: 331.9 hours ago
historyarchaeologyartefacts: This drawing was made 700 years ago by a 7-years-old boy named Onfim who lived in Novogrod. [1280x800]
slingsandarrowroot
Posted: 332.0 hours ago
wordsaremylife: nordic-at-heart: Today on “rules of English language I didn’t realise were a thing until someone pointed it out” Yes, you found it! I have been looking for this, thanks!