sonaspectrum

18 now Yay! icon by the beautiful and amazing Tywerewolf! please go check them out! art tag is : "my art" or "I drew this"

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updated: 2.6 hours ago

sonaspectrum
Posted: 2.6 hours ago
tywerewolf: Welp, the math test went horrible but I managed to finish my new drawing at the russian lesson. Maybe I’ll add some stars later. Cool drawing but oh no
sonaspectrum
Posted: 3.9 hours ago
hellsbells9: jackie-chaos-bunny: thatmostlyzeldablog: thatmostlyzeldablog: thatmostlyzeldablog: thatmostlyzeldablog: thatmostlyzeldablog: thatmostlyzeldablog: real-faker: zooophagous: crazycritterlife: chokesngags: nightsofnuru: sizvideos: Video Note taken Is that a fucking bear??? I never really believed bears could run fast. Jesus Christmas. Holy shit, its like terminator bear Fun fact, a sprinting bear can run as fast as a galloping horse. Now if they replaced all the horses in the Kentucky Derby with bears, things would get a lot more interesting. BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS Bear? Thank you, Avatar fandom. Post hijacked by Avatar fandom this made my day
sonaspectrum
Posted: 4.2 hours ago
feroxaurus: Whoops! Happy holidays, folks!
sonaspectrum
Posted: 4.3 hours ago
seafoambeauty: I really tried to scroll past this but here we are
sonaspectrum
Posted: 4.5 hours ago
patrickat: anarchy-and-asoiaf: selbstkritik: :))) [Tweet: If you’re uncomfortable calling a person “they” but comfortable calling them “it”, your problem isn’t a linguistic one.] Friendly reminder that even in this economy, it costs literally zero dollars to use people’s correct name and pronouns.
sonaspectrum
Posted: 4.8 hours ago
patrickat: anarchy-and-asoiaf: selbstkritik: :))) [Tweet: If you’re uncomfortable calling a person “they” but comfortable calling them “it”, your problem isn’t a linguistic one.] Friendly reminder that even in this economy, it costs literally zero dollars to use people’s correct name and pronouns.
sonaspectrum
Posted: 24.4 hours ago
runecestershire: jazz2midnight: tombstonetourism: A tree trunk throne in Kendall, England. Doesn’t look safe for a mortal. I’m gonna sit in it. I’ve read all the stories, I know all the tropes. But you know what? I’m gonna sit in it anyway.
sonaspectrum
Posted: 27.1 hours ago
cockyhollows: nerdygirlnoodles: joshmosh415: I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all. REBLOG EVERY TIME Think about those questions.
sonaspectrum
Posted: 33.2 hours ago
thefindings: Save it Protest Break the internet Get the word out and get people on board!!!! Sign petitions! Call congress!!!
sonaspectrum
Posted: 33.3 hours ago
casper-the-friendly-being: shadow27: “No, YOU move.” By Tom Hodges. Prints available here. I love this so much that I can’t even put into words how much I love it. Thank you, Tom Hodges (wherever you are), for creating itm
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sonaspectrum
Posted: 33.3 hours ago
idontevenhaveone: etienne-bessette: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang @admiraloblivious we’re finding this movie and watching it asap Ffffff-
sonaspectrum
Posted: 33.4 hours ago
go-fuck-a-dead-protagonist: lynati: systlin: systlin: rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I haven’t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.” If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them. IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM Oh wow I forgot about this. I need to tell Ron he’s Tumblr famous now. Ron says to tell all the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers that he and his husband Ryl are now your Angry Gay Dads. Excellent. Yes pls
sonaspectrum
Posted: 33.7 hours ago
hoxenee: Have nothing to post from this days coz of pilot girl. Wanna to make it nice but still struggle with finishing of work. So there is some sketches from last week.
sonaspectrum
Posted: 44.4 hours ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: charminglyantiquated: a short comic about witches and wishes and wanting things. (all my comics are here!) Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SUCH CUTIES :D
sonaspectrum
Posted: 44.5 hours ago
tenaflyviper: turboslime: drinkmasturbatecry: razzledazzy: netforce0: descartes-and-thosecartes: sensorydeprivationprincess: turboslime: Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America! oh my god bitch that’s the tubby custard machine im crying OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine” 10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow. i cannot believe this post is back on my dash I can’t believe that someone actually tried to use a gif from Teletubbies to cry about the fast food industry.
sonaspectrum
Posted: 46.3 hours ago
tywerewolf: go-fuck-a-dead-protagonist: haiku-robot: dont-you-dare-say-misha: stynalane: dxisybuchanan: everythingcanadian: ariaste: wildhaunt: everkings: kid-communism: combatbooty: 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us 3) mostly mined with slave labor 4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years 5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. engagement rings: HACKED Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably. @romascurl let’s go buy our engagement ring at the thrift shop babe @romascurl let’s go buy our engagement ring at the thrift shop babe ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Meep morp! Zeet! @xephyr-does-shit @sonaspectrum This will be us. xD True but I’m still gonna buy you a ring for christmas
sonaspectrum
Posted: 48.5 hours ago
atsatp: The Percy Jackson photoshoot no one asked for but we did anyway. YOU CAN FIND MORE AT: facebook.com/ATSATP