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My blog is like a group project, I'm that one kid that doesn't do anything. Black as all hell. Janelle Monáe fanboy. Drinker of respect women juice.

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Posted: 5.2 hours ago
mcgonagollygee: tired interpretation: complaining about your wife being opinionated wired interpretation: bragging about how smart your wife is
#queue the notes
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Posted: 20.5 hours ago
octosummer: moveslikekeithrichards: every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head please give us a video
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Posted: 20.5 hours ago
japhers: Sovereign Swallowtail, Valiant Viceroy, Musketeer Monarch: the Masterpost
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Posted: 20.6 hours ago
himatzufutureedition: silverlightpony: A prefect example of why YouTube’s Content ID system is terrible. Trust no one not even yourself
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Posted: 20.6 hours ago
martianbees: creed-of-corruption: island-delver-go: secretsinthemargin: I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem. This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day. OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING: “As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.” “Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.” “Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.” YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”