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Constancy? Never heard of her

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stageplaymlp
Posted: 25.2 hours ago
oockitty: tinysaurus-rex: thehobbutts: thehobbutts: thehobbutts: thehobbutts: thehobbutts: these are colorblind glasses. im about to take a walk around the neighborhood and experience colors like normal people. wish me luck, updates to come. the trees. holy shit the trees. theyre different colors. like, a million different colors grass….. it looks so soft… so green… after laying in the grass for about an hour staring at the autumn leaves and laughing at how blue the sky is, i have some insight to share: why the fuck do you people buy red cars like i had no idea how bright and obnoxious they looked there are BERRIES on the trees. like bright red. id never noticed them because they blended in. a new problem has arisen now: how the fuck do you people keep yourselves from trying to eat them they’re so tempting looking the fallen leaves are so beautiful and colorful and you all are heathens for stepping on them just to hear the crunchy sound they make rainbows. let me tell you about rainbows. i see rainbows as various shades of brown and yellow, plus some blue. vaguely purple. a few days ago, i saw a rainbow in these glasses. it had just finished raining and then the sun came out, and my friend and i scrambled out the door. i saw green. red. orange. real, actual violet. i cried. i cried so hard. i saw every color - something i never thought would happen in my life. imagine living your life without knowing something so beautiful exists, and all of a sudden it appears before your eyes. theres no way to prepare for it. the rainbow only lasted for five minutes before it disappeared, but every with second i stood there i became more amazed at how beautiful this world actually is, i just had no idea. This is so pure This is what science is for.
stageplaymlp
Posted: 40.4 hours ago
buncha-bees: PLEASE tell me I’m not the only one squealing over this Mcdonald’s commercial BEE IS SO CUTE LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS EXCITED AND THE KID IS OFFERING HIM AN APPLE SLICE
#B O Y
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Posted: 49.4 hours ago
brother-asleep: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: *gay apple employee voice* “so like, you totally, like, get this from fox news? im clever” This is my least favorite cyberpunk future I gotta say.
stageplaymlp
Posted: 49.7 hours ago
the-mighty-tor: blakegdiamond: easyvirgin: happy Thursday the 20th I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not? next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th August 2015 October 2016 April 2017 July 2017 September 2018 December 2018 June 2019 February 2020 August 2020 You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years