stanzipom



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updated: 933.3 hours ago

stanzipom
Posted: 2835.6 hours ago
rich-homie-john: alfred-e-neuman: Rogers: Be Kind To Other People Irwin: Be Kind To Animals Ross: Be Kind To Yourself.
stanzipom
Posted: 2835.6 hours ago
constable-connor: rallyforbernie: The first Asian nation to do so 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Way to go Taiwan!
stanzipom
Posted: 2835.6 hours ago
queenstravelingdarling: thahalfrican: pr1nceshawn: Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good. I….they out here trying to kill us with these myths!!!!
stanzipom
Posted: 3865.0 hours ago
sheep-kinta: esser-z: lefthandedtoons: The Standard Model of Ario Theory | Left-Handed Toons Comic URL: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/1914/ …. you
stanzipom
Posted: 5481.9 hours ago
nellipusen: kiokushitaka: nijuukoo: breaking-banjos: gician: justalifelongphase: officialarmatoloi: critical-perspective: tunte: Why This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire. holy shit Okaaaay. If any of you actually have a grease fire in the kitchen put the lid on the pan. It will suffocate the flames. Don’t pour water on it, and don’t freak out. Cook safely! Or throw flour on it to smother it. /quick safety announcement NO, DO NOT USE FLOUR, DO NOT USE FLOUR TO SMOTHER A FIRE. YOU HAVE TO USE BAKING SODA. Throwing flour into a fire can cause it to combust and make the fire worse because FLOUR/SUGAR IS FLAMMABLE. One cup of flour into a grease fire can have the explosive force of dynamite. The reason you use baking soda is that it releases carbon dioxide when heated, and CO2 is a fire suppressant. REBLOGGING FOR LAST COMMENT TO SAVE LIVES can we talk about how this is from a tv-show called “do not try this at home” where they tested all sort of stuff you’re not supposed to do, but they only got four episodes because after this experiment they burned the house they were filming in to the ground.
stanzipom
Posted: 6005.9 hours ago
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: hunterjaegerthings: queen-of-the-crows: frejann: snowflake-collections: iron-ice-the-elemental-warrior: crrdcaptor: Reblog the strawberry kitty for good luck!🍓🐱 Dawww Have some lucky power plant strawberry kitten :3 I had to draw it :’3 Not chancing it by not reblogging @yesiamplease
stanzipom
Posted: 6252.5 hours ago
mojave-wasteland-official: stephendann: brunhiddensmusings: kineticpenguin: tenthcorner: supapoopa: peterfromtexas: Reenactor throws a spear at a drone What a time to be alive. “The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage. The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year. Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x) I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll I crack up every time at seeing that runestone.
stanzipom
Posted: 6632.6 hours ago
meridabears: Treasure Planet (2002) by Walt Disney Animation
stanzipom
Posted: 6632.6 hours ago
zooophagous: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha
stanzipom
Posted: 6632.9 hours ago
parks-and-rex: nitramaraho: askinnyblackman: buzzfeed: buzzfeed: crystalitesummerstar: nitramaraho: dailymarvelheroes: get you a man who can do both one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel Y'all, it gets better. She found out. We interviewed her, obviously. update: martin i cannot believe any of this is actually happening Chris how the hell do you think I feel
stanzipom
Posted: 6633.0 hours ago
askbombasticblake: thesassycat: You can only reblog this today. I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
stanzipom
Posted: 6955.8 hours ago
helthehatter: jessadamsdraws: hanitjemars: salty-blue-mage: A lot of people already condemn and calling this teacher a bitch/monster on the comment/reblog, not knowing the whole story. It was actually the TEACHER who drew the beautiful art on the blackboard, and the teacher is a HE, he’s an accomplished artist who was trying to teach his students about the beauty of art and however changing it is. He will draw any arts by request from his students, the students will take some pictures, and then he erases it from the board, and make new ones. He’s not a monster. He’s actually trying to spark the students’ interest in art. Funny how a simple pic without context enrages people - and the people refusing to look beyond the story. You can follow his artworks on Twitter @hamacream where he always posts/tweet his arts. Here are some samples of his artwork: It’s awsome I wish I had a teacher like that Thank you for the context I feel much better now.
stanzipom
Posted: 6955.9 hours ago
annatheism: Ryan tops, incase you didn’t know.
stanzipom
Posted: 8811.9 hours ago
burger8161: thatenglishamericangirl: elsa-everdeen: teenyweenynotepad: artemislocheia: 5sos-smut-world: thejamesboyle: caluummhood: HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE MAKE A WISH the first post ever on tumblr I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK reblog this because it shows up every blue moon I FOUND IT ✊ I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL Who first posted this?
stanzipom
Posted: 9067.1 hours ago
almosthumangarbage: gayvoltron: Goodbye 😔👋🏽 https://twitter.com/dwofficiai/status/935588965758926848 yo yo yo yo YO excuse? You? I thought this was serious and was like “The fuck am I gonna do with my life now?”
stanzipom
Posted: 9097.5 hours ago
popcultureprodigy: This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions
stanzipom
Posted: 9284.2 hours ago
joe-normal: joe-normal: loptrlaufey: In Love with these scene *** k why is this gif the funniest shit i’ve ever seen it makes me feel like i’m entering another plane of reality ok guys I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this gif since I saw it and I just need to unpack its various elements for a second: 1. the central tension of this scene, obviously, which is thor realizing jeff goldblum dicked down his kid brother 2. the fact that jeff goldblum either apparently never learned how to wink OR is trying and failing to bat his eyelashes 3. the way loki opens his mouth as if to try to explain himself to thor and then looks back at jeff goldblum and decides, nah, we’re good, there’s no coming back from this one 4. the fact that whoever made this gif decided this scene wasn’t hysterical enough on its own and added dramatic telenovela zooms 5. the combined effect of all of these elements being that not only can I not stop thinking about this gif but also I hear the kill bill siren whenever I look at it
stanzipom
Posted: 9307.7 hours ago
beowulfstits: socialistarticles: When I lost my hands making flatscreens I can’t afford, nobody would help me On February 11, 2011, I lost both my hands. I was working an overnight shift at my job in Reynosa, Mexico, where I was cutting metal for parts used in assembling flatscreen televisions. I was working in my usual area, and the boss was pressuring us. “I want you to work faster, because we need the material urgently,” he said. I was moved to Machine 19, which can rip and cut metal and takes two hands to operate. It is heavy, weighing at least one ton, maybe two, and no one liked to work on it because it was too difficult. They always seemed to assign it to me. I started work at 11pm. Around 2 or 2:30am, I was positioning metal inside Machine 19. My hands were actually inside the machine, because I had to push the metal in until it clicked into place. That’s when the machine fell on top of them. I screamed. Everyone around me was crying and yelling. They stopped the assembly line on the female side of the room, but the men were told to keep working. Meanwhile, I was stuck. No one could lift the machine off my hands. They remained trapped for 10 minutes, crushed under the machine. Finally, a few fellow employees created a makeshift jack to lift the machine up just enough for me to pull my hands out. I wasn’t bleeding very much, because the machine actually sealed the ends of my arms and forged them to the piece of metal. They took me to the hospital with the piece attached to my hands. The doctors were surprised when I showed up like that. I remember saying, ‘Take the piece off. Take it off.’ But they didn’t want to.” My hands were flattened like tortillas, mangled, and they both had to be amputated. I lost my right hand up to my wrist and my left a little higher. I didn’t know how I’d ever work again. Immediately, I started to worry about my children. I have six children at home, who were between the ages of 9 and 17 during the accident, and I am both mother and father to them. How would I take care of them now? Working six days a week, I made 5,200 pesos a month ($400). Without my hands, I knew I wouldn’t even be able to make that much. After five days in the hospital, I checked myself out. But I didn’t go home first. I went directly to the factory where I worked for HD Electronics. I asked to see the manager. He offered me 50,000 pesos ($3,800). “I’ve lost both my hands,” I said. “How will my family survive on 50,000 pesos?” “That’s our offer,” he said. “Stop making such a big scandal about it and take it.” I eventually got about $14,400 in settlement money under Mexican labor law, an amount equal to 75% of two years’ wages for each hand. But I knew I had to do better for my family. So I looked across the border, to Texas, where my former employer is based. I found a lawyer with a nice office in a good part of town. I was sure he would help me. Instead, he said, “Go up to the international bridge and put a cup out and people will help you.” I was devastated. That’s when I decided to tell my story on television. That led me to Ed Krueger, a retired minister who vowed to find me the right lawyer. That lawyer was Scott Hendler at the law firm Hendler Lyons Flores, in Austin, Texas. Even though I could not pay, he helped me file a lawsuit against LG Electronics, which contracted with the factory where I worked. Finally, about 18 months after the accident, I had hope. Then the judge in my case threw out the lawsuit on a technicality, saying LG had not been properly notified. I wasn’t even given a chance to respond. It’s been four years since I lost my hands. I have trouble paying my mortgage, and I wonder: Was that first lawyer right? Will I end up on a bridge, holding a cup out in front of me? I constantly wish that someone with a compassionate heart could help me get some prosthetic hands that are flexible, so I could actually do something. Right now, I can’t do much. I can do smaller things, and move some things around, but I can’t do anything for myself. I can’t even take a shower. My family is surviving on a small disability benefit from the government, the kindness of friends and because my oldest daughter is now working instead of pursuing her education. I’ve worked in factories most of my life. I know I am not the first person to be injured. But more needs to be done to help the workers who are making the products that so many Americans buy. We don’t ask for even a tiny share of the billions these companies make. We are just asking for enough to take care of our families and, when we are hurt, to take care of ourselves, too. I’m honored that I’ve been asked by Public Justice, a wonderful legal organization fighting on behalf of workers like me, to share my story. And I’m humbled that they’ve selected me to receive their Illuminating Injustice Award. That’s just what I hope to do: shine a light on the stories of workers, like me, so that the people who buy the products we make can understand a little about our lives, too. I hope someone, somewhere, will hear or read my story and help prevent this from happening again. Because, while my hands are gone, the injustice for so many remains. http://www.rosamorenofund.com/ fund to donate to Rosa Moreno
stanzipom
Posted: 9307.8 hours ago
botanyshitposts: aphid-kirby: Me in my house welcoming you with excitement 1.mood 2.fun fact this bat isnt being eaten; like, its roosting there for the night. this is Nepenthes hemsleyana, a pitcher plant species in a mutualistic relationship with the local tiny bat friends Kerivoula hardwickii (Hardwicke’s woolly bat)!! it works like this: - the pitchers are shaped to make a special distinctive reflection of the bat’s echolocation. so like, the bats can hear where the pitchers are and go to them for roosting. -the bats enter the pitchers and sit on this special rim inside that holds them above the water line so they dont get eaten on accident. -up to two teeny bat friends can fit in an average pitcher at a time lmao -the bat friends poop when they sleep and the plant eats the poop when it falls into the digestive fluid -bat friends get a safe place to sleep, pitcher plants get food!