thenavallibrary

A random collection of stuff I like, mostly pertaining to the male form, writing, and romance. He/him/his

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thenavallibrary
Posted: 62.3 hours ago
amanitacaplan: My girlfriend Jocelyn has been practicing a bunch of different hairstyles on me, she’s in cosmetology school.
thenavallibrary
Posted: 62.5 hours ago
homo-nerd-grizz: solarpunk-aesthetic: This adorable little robot is designed to make sure its photosynthesising passenger is well taken care of. It moves towards brighter light if it needs, or hides in the shade to keep cool. When in the light, it rotates to make sure the plant gets plenty of illumination. It even likes to play with humans. Oh, and apparently, it gets antsy when it’s thirsty. The robot is actually an art project called “Sharing Human Technology with Plants” by a roboticist named Sun Tianqi. It’s made from a modified version of a Vincross HEXA robot, and in his own words, its purpose is “to explore the relationship between living beings and robots.” I don’t care if it’s silly. I want one.
thenavallibrary
Posted: 95.9 hours ago
stephendann: brunhiddensmusings: kineticpenguin: tenthcorner: supapoopa: peterfromtexas: Reenactor throws a spear at a drone What a time to be alive. “The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage. The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year. Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x) I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
thenavallibrary
Posted: 96.0 hours ago
naomster: tempestpaige: my mom has a tiny violin she plays whenever me or my siblings complain about stupid stuff YOUR MOTHER IS MR KRAABS
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Posted: 96.2 hours ago
black-love-unity: ithelpstodream: Isiah Lopaz is a black American college-educated artist and writer living in Berlin. http://himnoir.com A lot of yall “allies” gonna act like yall never seen this post and keep scrolling cus yall see a shirt that has something you’ve said and still believe
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Posted: 158.1 hours ago
dailycoolfacts: Quick Fact: People who look young for their age have a higher… | For more info about this fact visit: http://bit.ly/2BzE33G
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Posted: 286.3 hours ago
dumbasticart: pumpkin-demon: nerdislovenerdislife: isa-ghost: d-structive: Badass doc! ……………..OH. Pumpkin I can’t be thirsty rn. Its not 5 o clock yet. It’s ALWAYS thirst time. I have several questions to the last two…
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Posted: 286.3 hours ago
hella90s: “It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live.” ― Albus Dumbledore We think Dumbledore may have been referring to playing “Cards Against Muggles” but who really knows 🤷 What we do know for sure is that this game is HILARIOUS. Filled with 1000+ tasteless Harry Potter references, strictly for Potterheads over the age of 18, and not suitable for family gatherings. A must have for all Harry Potter fans with an evil sense of humour. Get yours HERE
thenavallibrary
Posted: 286.4 hours ago
emo-scooby-snack-loving-giant: mysticalalleycat: politicalcdnmama: theresagooseinthemainframe: 0-memento-mori-0: justaplate: claydart: starlitskyes: frosttrix: extremedistressorstellarblowjob: queen-of-heck: brightoncemore: todayiwrotenothing: gay-jesus-probably: solongstarbird: akamine-chan: phantomofthebookstore: dragonastra: jasperzilla: moose-shampoo: if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. You missed some of the best ones the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean. But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean. How could you forget this one though I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR. someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do? Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for. So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it. Art world is not thrilled with that. Enter Stuart Semple. Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something. Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything. Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink” Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments. Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy. He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide. Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0. So I think we can guess who got the better deal. And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated. …But not quite. Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer. No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi. The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more. Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own. So that’s been the art world for the last two years. Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack. Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday. Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.” ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT! I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page: Two things: 1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post. 2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person. Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor. An older project, but he also did this: (x) I LOVE STAURT SEMPLE WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR THIS MAN
thenavallibrary
Posted: 290.9 hours ago
vikturi-is-mine: gentlesharks: explosiveflygon: gentlesharks: Baby Blacktip Reef shark! One day that tiny baby will be a big shark able to rip people to shreds most blacktip reef sharks are no more than 5.5ft long when mature. not only that, blacktip reef sharks are timid and shy, with no fatal human attacks documented. don’t comment stuff like this on my posts, save it for another post and stay off mine. thanks gentlesharks has hAD IT
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Posted: 290.9 hours ago
organizeddiscord: sandersins: lala-the-rebel: blehbleh57: satisfied-sanders-sides: pattonpending: what-even-is-thiss: i-am-fangirling-14: I was bored don’t judge me, also this isn’t my idea I saw huge Tumblr base off these alone but only anime.. so I thought it be fun to do it with sander sides.. because why not? I own like nothing in this so don’t shoot me. Also they way it works is that you have to take a screenshot, maybe there’s another way but so far it only works if you screenshot it. Xp The Remy picture is not mine it’s made by @sandersstudies Is he looking to get slapped 7 minutes of spider stories, neat I wouldn’t mind (ignore my unedited screenshot lol I’m lazy) Even Remy won’t put up with me smh Honestly Roman ca GET I T
thenavallibrary
Posted: 291.0 hours ago
futureblackwakandan: potentcombinations: chokesngags: mxrvel-peter-parker: credit FRAME WORTHY That spider man poster is TOUGH! That Bisexual Guardians Poster tho