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SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND
WAKE UP DAHLINGS
The Shape of Water (dir. Guillermo del Toro, 2017)
My favorite family
I’m in love with the great British bake off
This is my personal favorite(so far)
I must start watching this.
for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr
is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?
this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you
Wholesome dog encounter
This makes me so happy
And if you can’t find a dad
a lesbian will work just as well
I didn’t think it could get better but it got better
my astrally-projected self meeting my physical form as it sleepwalks towards a drink of water at 3am
the fucking perspectives here is killing me
Ads, you are doing it right.
When the app freezes in the middle of an encounter and the pokémon is both caught and not caught.
Otherwise known as EVERY FUCKING TIME
When this happens: wait for the white pokeball to appear it the corner once, disappear, appear a SECOND TIME (this is the game saving your catch), and disappear once again. When you reload the app, you will have that Pokemon.
Wait…for real? I’ve noticed that sometimes it saves them and sometimes it doesn’t….WAS IT MY FAULT ALL ALONG?!
They only care about health when girl’s weight offends them but wont say anything to their friend who abuses drugs n shit. Sick to see how people are still treating women like this
This honestly broke my heart. Dylan a weak bitch and Bailey looked cute so fuck Dylan.
No. Fuck you Bailey. Reblog The whole thing. Fuck you, racist cunt.
Wow. What’s done in the darkness comes to light
That took a major turn
Me: She looks cute and doesn’t deserve to be made fun of
Me after reading the entire post: Nevermind, destroy that gross ass bitch
(via RosslynAJ / to_wags)
i choked reading this