twofaceddeer

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twofaceddeer
Posted: 0.5 hours ago
the-queer-feminist: A piece of the abundance of graffiti on the walls of my favourite place.
twofaceddeer
Posted: 2.1 hours ago
suzie-guru: theadventureto-be: johns-potato: featherleaf: the-laughofthemedusa: scarimor: westwoodandthebeegees: devilpetal: zorobro: transhumanisticpanspermia: I love everything about this photoset The lack of condescension in cultural sharing The nonsexualization The contextual foreignness of firm breasts in a society that doesn’t use bras This is funny and charming By far one of my favorite posts. I love that across cultures, every woman grabs their boobs. My friend is an army wife and spent some time with her husband on his Pacific posting. One day the locals invited the families from the British base for a big get-together. It was going really well but after a few hours the British women noticed that a lot of the local babies were crying, so my friend asked one of the mothers if there was something wrong, like a bug going round or something. The mother replied, “Oh no, they’re just very hungry.” So my friend asked, “Why don’t you feed them?” And the mother said, “We will when you’ve gone. We use our breasts to feed them and we don’t want to embarrass you.” And my shocked friend said, “But we do that too!” So all the British mothers who had babies sat down and whipped out their boobs to feed them (whether they were hungry or not) and the relieved local mothers then did the same. Two things: - because western ladies usually cover their boobs the local ladies weren’t sure whether western women use boobs for what they’re supposed to be for - women everywhere are considerate of other women I also really love this photo set because, far too often, we only see pictures of African women as anthropological archetypes. They are treated like exhibits to be studied, similar to exotic animals or landscapes, rather than human beings. I LOVE these pictures, because here we have women of two different cultures laughing and talking and playing around. You can see their personalities shining through and I LOVE IT Women 🙌🏾 this is one of those photosets that fills me with the rocket-fuel equivalent of hope and optimism Reblogging this beautiful post before it becomes a tumblr crime That last comment broke my heart, honestly. This has always been one of my favorite photo sets because of everything it presents: confidence, curiosity, personalities shining through the lens, positive interactions between cultures–– ––and now it’s going to be goddamn BANNED because of “female presenting nipples.” You’re inflicting so much harm with your decision, @staff and @support. You’re erasing so much more than you could ever realize. This photoset is beautiful because it presents bodies as what they are - not objects solely for titillation, but as something everybody across the world has, and that they hold the potential of positive connection. Shame on you, @staff. Shame on you.
twofaceddeer
Posted: 11.0 hours ago
mintakablue: modern au cask of amontillado
twofaceddeer
Posted: 11.5 hours ago
mudaship39: ontarom: Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain
twofaceddeer
Posted: 13.0 hours ago
charlesoberonn: tiwaztyrsfist: theghostofsomethingorother: audible-smiles: leupagus: oh my god IT’S TRUE also much as i hate to mention the solo movie when chewie introduced han to the wookie they found in the mines his first reaction was to pat hans head like you would when you meet a new dog To further the analogy of Han is the Dog, According to various canon sources, a Standard Human in the Star Wars universe has a life expectancy of roughly 100-120 years. A Wookie has a life expectancy of around 400 years. So, caring for Han for Han’s whole life is a commitment of less than a quarter of Chewie’s life. It’s like having a dog that lives to 20-22. A long term companion, but one you know you’re probably going to outlive. When they kill your dog
twofaceddeer
Posted: 13.5 hours ago
pangur-and-grim: confuzzled101: pangur-and-grim: holy quartet Hey what the absolute FUCK is that just a little girl
twofaceddeer
Posted: 23.5 hours ago
outragedbird: theofficialvincenzo: countess7: buggery-approved: whatswrongwithblue: toshio-the-starman: onyx-san: siddharthasmama: angel-with-a-flower-crown: maggiemunkee: ultrafacts: Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed. that is one sadistic bird I am slightly afraid now. I love birds? African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors. I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”. Parrots are awesome. I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name. He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs. Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can’t fly very well, he always crash lands. And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up, without fail, is always “You need to vacuum,” in a very bitter grumble. Loki likes to call our cat to him. He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty.” The cat will come, walk up to the bird, get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away. This goes on for hours. If it’s late at night and he’s tired, but I’m still up with the lights on, he’ll say “Loki go night night.” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!” If he sees my dad fall asleep, he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake. And then laughs. He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh. But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time, Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you.” My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex. He was smarter than us all. Parrots are people. @oneshortdamnfuse African Greys are like the greatest animal on the planet When I was a kid, we had a rescued african grey called Dodi, and once I was arguing with my mum about my bed time, and the parrot (who had some very foul mouthed previous owners) just shouted at me “for fuck sake go to bed!” also whenever we hoovered he’d call us “yoooou dusty cunts” best thing was he had a scottish accent
twofaceddeer
Posted: 25.0 hours ago
early2000srenaissance: sweetener: Ariana and Liz Gillies talking about their time swapping lip gloss on Victorious during the filming of Ariana’s “Thank U, Next” music video you construct intricate rituals which allow you to kiss the lips of other women
twofaceddeer
Posted: 25.5 hours ago
florianalemur: Mass Effect: Andromeda - Natalie Dormer as Lexi T’Perro
twofaceddeer
Posted: 38.0 hours ago
rasec-wizzlbang: her health bar is enormous
twofaceddeer
Posted: 39.0 hours ago
cha-chi-san: I love how much Travis ships it. “Re-draw” of a moment from Talks Machina with Travis and Marisha.
twofaceddeer
Posted: 43.9 hours ago
disappointed-pero-not-surprised: iopele: queerspeculativefiction: heidiblack: pillowswithboners: luchagcaileag: This isn’t because Burger King is nicer in Denmark. It’s the law, and the US is actually the only so-called “developed” country that doesn’t mandate jobs provide a minimum amount of paid vacation, sick leave, or both. kinda debunks that claim that they can’t afford to pay their workers those sort of wages and still make a profit Its corporate greed, plain and simple. It is the same in Sweden. It is so funny every time an american company opens up offices here and then tries to do it the american way and all the unions go “I don’t think so”. Like when Toys ‘r Us opened in sweden 1995. They refused to sign on to the union deals that govern such things as pay/pension and vacation in Sweden. Most of our rights are not mandated by law (we don’t have a minimum wage for example) but are made in voluntary agreements between the unions and the companies. But they refused, saying that they had never negotiated with any unions anywhere else in the world and weren’t planning to do it in Sweden either. Of course a lot of people thought it was useless fighting against an international giant, but Handels (the store worker’s union) said that they could not budge, because that might mean that the whole Swedish model might crumble. So they went on strike in the three stores that the company had opened so far. Cue a shitstorm from the press, and from right wing politicians. But the members were all for it, and other unions started doing sympathy actions. The teamsters refused to deliver goods to their stores, the financial unions blockaded all economical transactions regarding Toys ‘r Us and the strike got strong international support as well, especially in the US. In the end, Toys ‘r Us caved in, signed the union deal, and thus their employees got the same treatment as Swedish store workers everywhere. The right to be treated as bloody human beings and not disposable cogs in a machine. and that story right there? is exactly why Republicans in the US work so hard to bust unions. it’s because unionizing WORKS and they’re terrified of workers actually having some power. I