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twofaceddeer
Posted: 0.4 hours ago
gallusrostromegalus: theraphos: catsbeaversandducks: This is actually a Flying fox species. A Northern Blossom bat. Pixie is a subadult and 8g. Currently raised by our volunteers, she still needs a bit time before she will start to fly but getting more active now. Photo/caption by Wildlife Rescue Darwin her feet are little people hands!! What a charming little girl!
twofaceddeer
Posted: 1.8 hours ago
gallusrostromegalus: hyratel: amelie-not-amelia: catchymemes: “My mom has 5 sets of china (don’t ask) and put them in her pool prior to being evacuated from fires in northern California. The dishware survived!” Mom priorities @biomechanicalfishhorror @ocoree @gallusrostromegalus 1. To quote an old engineering proverb: “If it looks stupid, but it works, it’s not stupid.” 2. I love that the two lawn chairs are in there too.
twofaceddeer
Posted: 2.8 hours ago
transyiddishpanda: starlightomatic: linguist-breakaribecca: Trans-inclusive language in religious texts is SO IMPORTANT. There is nothing in some young people’s lives that can either validate or dehumanize them so quickly as how they see themselves represented in the words of their religion. May all who need to see these words find them. Some more trans Jewish resources! More blessings for gender transition Mikvah ritual for gender transition Blessing for chest binding Prayer for closeting/misgendering yourself Name change ceremony Baby naming ceremony with a single gestational father This was such a blessing for me to see today! Thank you Adonai for having this come across my timeline.
twofaceddeer
Posted: 4.3 hours ago
hugealienpie: marauders4evr: 15-underscores: ihsnamih: I love how casually knowledgeable Ronald Weasley is, talking facts, including the year and the venue like that. Charlie studied dragons. Ron isn’t just casually knowledgeable, he takes an interest in his brothers’ hobbies I’ll bet it wasn’t just an interest. In fact, I’ll bet those exact words were repeated in the Weasley household on a weekly, if not daily, basis. “But Mum, my mate’s cousin’s sister’s uncle has the egg just ready to go and honestly, who better to take care of things than us, because after all—?” “Dragon breeding was outlawed by the Warlocks’ Convention of 1709, Charlie!” “Dad, seriously, the guy in the alleyway was practically begging me to take the egg and I mean—” “Dragon breeding was outlawed by the Warlocks’ Convention of 1709, Charlie!” “Good morning, family, let’s say I managed to convert my bedroom into a habitat suitable for a Chinese Fireball, wouldn’t that show that I’m respons—” “Dragon breeding was outlawed by the Warlocks’ Convention of 1709, Charlie!” It’s just on a gigantic af poster in the middle of the Burrow’s kitchen. Hanging right there above the tea kettle: 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕠𝕟 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕒𝕨𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤’ ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝟙𝟟𝟘𝟡, ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕖! It just wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s journey. Not a poster. A sampler, spite-embroidered by Percy one very surly winter.
twofaceddeer
Posted: 4.7 hours ago
tsuyuuuu: ubercharge: solarpunk-aesthetic: Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions! someone please post the gif
twofaceddeer
Posted: 6.2 hours ago
blackqueenary: thes3nator: undeadwill: blue-flute: zooophagous: ralfmaximus: princeloki: f1rstperson: Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off let me tell you about golf i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world let the golf industry burn There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone. Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day. That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population. We simply cannot sustain this frivolity, especially for something 99% of us will never use. Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place. I’ve lived in a golf neighborhood almost my whole life, and let me tell you, golfers are some of the meanest, most entitled people there are. They’ll hit golf balls into people’s yards and through their windows and just walk away. They’ll pretend to try and run down kids who are walking on the sidewalks. They’ll refuse to use the roads specifically for the golf carts, and block traffic and laugh because they think it’s funny. They hit golf balls towards people and cars like it’s some kind of sick target practice. They’ll walk up to people’s front doors and demand to use their bathroom, get water, or borrow a phone. They treat the whole neighborhood like it belongs to them, like the’re entitled to use the homes even though they’re paying to use the course. They park in front of people’s mailboxes and in their driveways. They knock over lemonade stands the kids set up, or just take cups and walk off withour paying. Almost none of the residents here are golfers, and we all collectively hate them. Every once in a while, one of them gets arrested, but it doesn’t deter them. Oh, and if you say no to letting them use your bathroom? There’s a good chance they’ll drop their pants right there and piss in your yard to spite you. Let golf die. Golf is a good walk ruined. Golf is the sports equivalent of a coma. Okay so last year, my brother had his bar mitzvah and for the service, we went to a temple that was right next to a golf course near an old person neighborhood. If you don’t know, theres a lot of pictures being taken at bar/bat mitzvahs and the photographer was like okay lets take some outside. We went outside to the sidewalk that was bordering the golf course. Just to note, the people there were my immediate family, aunts and uncles, and something I like to note especially- my cousins who were about 5 and 7. A couple of old golfers noticed and instead of- oh I don’t know, ignoring us- they decided that they absolutely had to chase us off so they yelled at us. And they cursed at us. Nothing too awful, just the usual ‘get the fuck off the property we paid for it and you didn’t.’ Of course, we didn’t listen and just took our pictures but.. Imagine seeing a family that’s obviously doing something important (we were all dressed in very nice clothing) and your first reaction is to curse at them because they’re near your precious golf course. Fuck golfers
twofaceddeer
Posted: 8.6 hours ago
itsqueerlyhalloween: Holy fucking christ
twofaceddeer
Posted: 9.6 hours ago
onthetracks11: alwayswanqueen: calmskiesfierynights: THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE IM CRYING
twofaceddeer
Posted: 10.1 hours ago
entrailcupcakes: ghoulvalentines: Losers Didn’t Actually Read Frankenstein, Write an Article About It Anyway, More at 11 This article was written by one of the townspeople
twofaceddeer
Posted: 10.6 hours ago
tastefullyoffensive: by Good Bear Comics