I'm beginning to accept that I will be eternally exhausted
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a mass exodus from chicken village
what tragedy befell these gentle folk…
I think we could all use this on our dashes.
This is the kind of quality content I enjoy and demand
there are some dystopian ideas coming from the White House lately
I hope this post was something actually coherent bc all this hellsite would load was:
Black excellence 🙏🏾
get you a man who can do both
one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel
Y'all, it gets better. She found out.
hands down the best twitter story ever
It got better
Yuriko Kotani / Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central
This is the second photoset of this comedian I’ve seen on my dash and I absolutely have to look her up because she seems delightful
So I’m hyperventilating a little so if I fall over, pick me up because I’ve got a few things to say.
new meme format
#ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE #LOST #FOR #FUCKING #EVER
DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA
FUCK NOW I’M UPSET
Oh yeah, that tome of history compiled by a Mesopotamian priest on the History of the World, supposedly spanning back 40,000 years of history?
Fucking gone. Gone forever.
I wonder how far back civilization was set by that?
this is from the internet, so take it with a grain, but here it is
Pain. Such intense pain.
Tears are real.
Mary Poppins Returns (2018) dir. Rob Marshall
this show is so stupidly hilarious
2018 Oscars Glambot - Danai Guriria, Winston Duke, and Lupita Nyong'o
Growing up with Pets
i wanted this post to never end
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
MATILDA’S SHADE GAME IS SO STRONG I LOVE IT
the most comforting words a father can say
look at the fucking dog
I’m crying again