IT GETS EVEN BETTER
lmao @fozmeadows I see you lighting a guy’s funeral pyre
Funeral pyres are reserved for people who died with honor and distinction.
This is more stake-and-bonfire.
One time my five year old sister and I went in a hike in the woods and I told her “now if we come across a bear in here, I will throw myself in front of it and you run away!” And she looked me dead in the eye and said “No sorry I called it.” I was like, “what? You want to die? You’re five!” She just looked into the abyss and said, “I have been here too long.” And honestly? Big Mood.
“I have been here too long.” I’m through